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extremely large dick (which he has a 4 foot long armoured case for), abs and biceps; oh yeah dont forget the triceps. he is constantly followed by a cults-worth of women who stick to him like iron filings on a magnet. has loads of girlfiriends and they all know about each other but decide to share him because he is just too good to have on your own. enemies include: teddy of gaycurlyhairland, jake, lord of pigeons, joseph of the rabbits XDDDDD, eugene the saltsmith, daohui of ching chong and alex of glasses XDDDDD. most likely to invite to a dinner party: casey neistat, keemstar and ksi.
Hot Woman 1: Are you worshipping James tonight?
Hot Woman 2: Wouldn't miss it for the world
James by reallycooljames October 17, 2020
He gets all the "good" girls, and they are always my best friend. He also loves to drink mountain dew with Conneur's.
James i'm you're girlies bestie!
James by EmilyYESSS October 26, 2020
James is a fine ass dark-skin and he is very sweet, kind, and caring, on the outside he look mean but on the inside he is very sweet and lovable. He has been hurt in the past and he tries to hide his hurt from everybody. Any body would be lucky to have a James in their life. He will make a difference for the better in their life
Person 1~ Wow I can't believe your dating James!!
Person 2~ Thank you!!
Person 3~ You're so Lucky
James by ohmylove March 12, 2021
The most loyal person who you’d ever know and is very romantic. James also is the friend who loves to haveDoritos and mouton dew and easily hit trick shots. James usually has 7+ Inches of penis to bless a lady with.
“James blessed his lady with his 7 inch penis
James by The 1 inch wonder March 25, 2021
A man with a biblical dick, the penis so good it’s been around for thousands of years. So good you name any child well gifted (if you know what I mean).
Did you see that james over there, must be gifted down under.
James by Showmejame April 4, 2021
James is a name known for being bare sexy. James is So hot he melts women with the look he gives them
"JAMES GAVE ME THE LOOK IM GETTING LAID TN" pog
James by eshaykatlabob April 7, 2021