daddy issues

The most common scapegoat for why women date bad men

Woman #1: ugh... my ex is so like my dad a narcissistic workaholic
Woman #2: Stop blaming your daddy issues for why you date bad men. Want to find the perfect mate, stay away from like your dad...eesh.
Woman #1: (crickets)

by aminatariq May 10, 2018

skill issue

The phrase "skill issue" is mainly used by obese retards that have no lives and are only dedicated to killing some pixel man online

Random guy- You mother fucker, that shit is too op
Fat ass retard- Skill issue

by McHollow (Paleson)Knight February 26, 2023

Issue 1

The end of your rights as you know it; complete bullshit.

Issue one takes your rights away like a dirty pirate named sanchez

by sleeping.in November 12, 2004

issues jump

PR-speak for desperately attempting to jump the bandwagon on a story that is one or more news cycles old, and will have gone stale by the time the PR firm has explained what an issues jump actually is.

"we are making an issues jump on this news event"

by henry.henry August 19, 2008

Issue Ferret

A person with erratic, up and down behaviour. Has a tendency to ruin the atmosphere with awkwardness or drama. An absolute catastrophe when drunk. An over thinker. Usually suffers from some form of anxiety, OCD, paranoia and self sabotage.

Created by @driven.to.happiness

"I was thinking about asking Nat out on a date tomorrow" - "Nah I wouldn't bother mate she's a proper issue ferret."

"Sorry for being such an issue ferret last night, I'll replace the glass I smashed in that lads face"

by Driven.to.happiness October 7, 2017

Isselle

When I stupid teenager tries the Tik Tok trend of taking off her 1st and last letter of her name, not knowing that there is a bitch looking at her through her window.

Grisselle is from the **Ramirez** family and is stupid enough to try this trend.

by Ally Ramirez June 4, 2020

baby issues

It’s usually a girl wich is attracted and gets only younger guys . The guys usually fall easely from her charm and they may have some mommy issues too.

“She’s getting another dude younger than her.”
“She has baby issues.”

by Ciupapitto July 24, 2021