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Mud Musket

A dick covered in shit after being pulled out of a poop filled asshole.
After fucking that bitch the other night, she let me stick it in her ass, little did I know she turned it into a mud musket.
by NaggerBagginCoonSkinner April 19, 2013
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mud trailer

A sports fan that roots for a team he hates because he thinks a win by that team reflects well upon his favorite team. And his favorite team usually sucks.
Gee Frank, after the way you reacted to Alabama crushing Arkansas in October, it's really disappointing to see you become a mud trailer for the Crimson Tide tonight.
by Crotch Angle Defintions January 7, 2019
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Stage mud

Stage mud the dirt left on a stage after a band has played. You may get on the stage from crowd surfing and end up with Stage mud on your clothes.
The higher the profile of the band the more valuable the Stage mud.
Omg I got Stage mud on my signed white t-shirt last night so stoked!
by Nigzie Dmb March 31, 2019
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Mud Bark

A sudden flatulent emission that is much louder than a normal "fart". Volume, timbre, and additional semi-solid anal discharge. This can occur on its own, or due to temporary weakness in sphincter muscles associated with a sneeze or cough.
I need to go get a change of clothes... I mud barked pretty bad when I had that coughing fit earlier.
by nicensafe January 9, 2011
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Mud Piggy

You see that guy over there by the dumpster. Word has it from all the ladies turning tricks on 5th and Jackson that he is a real Mud Piggy.
by Elohdaeh March 3, 2021
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Pungent Mud

Hot brown lava, clinically known as feces or fecal matter, either human or animal. Often characterized by its unholy aroma.
That cheesy five layer burrito gave me the worst pungent mud.

That fart smells like pugent mud bro.

poop diarrhea dump shit crap
by TheBetch August 25, 2015
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Blowin Mud

Non watery form of diarreah.

Looks similar to sticky mud.
Im gonna be Blowin Mud after eating that cheesy double bean burrito...
by J_Rich January 8, 2009
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