basement boobs

The new name for a ball sack or nuts or whatever you want to call them

He hit me so I punched him in his basement boobs

by Gingerbitch2010 March 10, 2021

basement porch

otherwise known as a “FUPA” (fat upper pubic area), a basement porch refers to the fat that’s stored below the waist and above the genitals, usually protruding from plus sized women who wear tight-fitting pants or jeans

“I love bigger girls. Girls with a double chin, thick thighs and a basement porch are 10/10”

by austinzsoice May 2, 2024

basement bozo

A person who stereotypically does not get a job or work, they failed at school and would tell you they "dont giva".

The truth is they live in thiers mums basement and they are unreliable party idiots.

This phrase can be used when the person does have a house but its a mess etc, they key aspect is the stereotype "basement bozo".

that guy is such a basement bozo he needs to get a life.

you know that person will be a basement bozo after results day.

"i dont giva" if you call me a basement bozo, your a neek mate.

by get off yo fat ass April 29, 2009

basemented

to be high on meth and drunk on alcohol

"Are you okay, you look like you're zoning out?"
"What are you, a bitter housewife? I'm basemented."

by Abdisalam October 13, 2017

Basement Party

Basement Party refers to a sexual orgy usually but not exclusively involving one female and many men. Often inside a basement or a discreet place. It is commonly held during college years where the female will invite 10+ men over to her house

Did you hear about the Jasmine in school who held a basement party? I heard she got ran through by about 20 guys

by CeraVe December 11, 2025

Basement Party

That grimy, locked-door underground throwdown where everybody knows straight-up fucking was popping off in every dark corner, but come morning, nobody's ever confessing a damn thing—the penetration stays heavily implied by all the screaming evidence left behind. Bass rattling the walls, bodies vanishing into the shadows for hours, clothes scattered like casualties, and when the lights finally cut on it's all "we was just vibing," even though the soaked cushions, crusted sheets in the washer, and girls slipping out barely able to walk tell the real filthy story. Just pure, nonstop raw sex that nobody caught dead-on but everybody felt in their bones.
A true Basement Party hits different 'cause the air stays thick with that post-fuck haze, sweat and cum baked into the concrete, hickeys blooming into deep marks hidden under hoodies the next day, testimonies already scrubbed clean to "just dancing and drinks." The whole setup screams orgy—dim red lights, couches pushed back, bottles rolling underfoot—while the aftermath paints the picture nobody spells out: stained mattresses flipped quick, limps blamed on "too much twerking," that lingering raw scent clinging to everybody's skin. Everybody swaps those knowing side-eyes on the way out, stories locked down tight, 'cause what went down stays etched in the evidence—the dripped fluids, the wrecked bodies, the silence that says everything.

Yo, that Basement Party last weekend was wild—shorty came upstairs at sunrise holding the wall, couch looked like a crime scene, pure implied destruction." That's how it always goes: felt by the whole crew, admitted by zero, forever written in the stains and the smirks nobody explains.

by meth duck December 14, 2025

Basement Breeder

Term for a (typically) male man that lives at home with his parents, and is generally at least 30, who lives like a rat and is fat and smells like shit, and is a huge keyboard warrior

Basement Breeder: (le troll troll troll)
You: Wow you're such a fucking Basement Breeder!

by LawdJeebus October 31, 2014