No Jizz June

Similar to No Nut November, but it takes place after the event. Only the truest form of gods seek to complete it. The rules are as follows:

Don't jizz in June. If you do, you will lower your role that you obtained in No Nut November and go back to a mere man. If you complete it, it is prophesied you will be the reincarnation of the mightiest of all beings, the peak of human evolution, the Default Skin. Everyone will have to T-pose not as a sign of dominance but as a sign of weakness and worship.

Be aware, No Jizz June is DEFINITELY NOT for the faint hearted. If you attempt after failing No Nut November, there will be disastrous consequences. Do NOT under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES try this unless you are a god amongst men.

Friend: 'Yo bro, did you hear about No Jizz June? Apparently if you complete you get the power of the Mighty Jizz.'
You: 'It was tough, but I accomplished by task. I completed No Jizz June.'
Everyone within a 500 metre radius of you: T

by GreatProphetBill November 2, 2018

june dog

Putting extra oomph or power into something.

"He put some june dog on that swing and knocked it out of the park."

by Heafum October 4, 2022

14 june

the most emo brocken dude ever was born on this day even my chemical romance couldnt fix him

girl: hey do you wanna date
boy: sorry i cant im too brocken i was born on 14 june

girl:omg you are brocken

by d3adw1thm0nst3r September 13, 2021

june 2nd

tell your girlfriend you love her day

tell your gf you love her on june 2nd

by VeryyUnique June 2, 2021

The June Lottery

Hailing from Atlanta suburbs Kennesaw, Duluth and Dallas, The June Lottery as it is known today formed in 2007. The pop-punk-rock quartet, consisting of Josh, Julian, Ralph and Stephen, are now ready to use their rhythm and rhymes, and sound compiled of multiple styles, to play honest, genuine Rock 'n Roll music.

shaniqua: the june lottery's bangin

lattifah: fuck yeah

by nerdisgay January 2, 2009

june 28th

national walk to your gfs house and give her cuddles day

yo it’s june 28th i needa give mah girl some cuddles!!

by weenie peenie baby 69420 June 27, 2021

June 17

June 17 is the day where people who have laughs that are funnier than the joke are born on

*tells a joke*
-person born on June 17 laughs
-everyone laughs at her/his laugh
-BRO YOUR LAUGH IS FUNNIER THAN THE JOKE HAHAHHAHA
-that’s because she/he is born on June 17!

by Sarah with a hilarious laugh April 26, 2021