back row bass

codeword for inserting a bass (fish or guitar or drum) into ones anus.
"check out this back row bass"

OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH
by George W. Boosh May 25, 2004
mugGet the back row bassmug.
Did you really think that He Who Walks Behind The Rows would allow you to escape?
by Nicole February 18, 2004
mugGet the He who walks behind the rowsmug.
IT's a term used to tell someone to get everything lined up first so its simpler to do know mate what the task.
Tim - its never gana werk ! Henry - why not ? Tim - because you didnt get all your ducks in a row.
by dragonboy8586 May 1, 2021
mugGet the Get all your ducks in a rowmug.

Row 5 Table 1

A dude with extreme hunchback who needs his walker to help him. This dude seriously walks in a L shape and is in desperate need of help.... SO DONATE GENEROUSLY!

He uses his bare hands to get the salad even though he should be using the freakin' tongs. He always has his stinkin' apple juice with this funky jar. Ice cream is his favorite too.
helllllllp this poor guy.. GET HIS BACK STRAIGHT!
by Peter has no dick April 13, 2005
mugGet the Row 5 Table 1mug.
This phrase means there was not enough communication when a couple had a row .
When he realised there were too many blank lines in a row
he had to work exceedingly hard to correct the problem and make up again.
by Criostoir Hulme September 24, 2005
mugGet the Too many blank lines in a rowmug.

Blue Section, Row 15

Codeword for forced facesitting used by travel agents, hotel concierges and corporate managers.
Manager: I need to see you in the conference room now. The agenda today is Blue Section, Row 15. An HR representative will NOT be there.

Concierge: The Producer's Circle seating for Cirque du Soleil is all sold out, but I've arrange to get you limited access to Blue Section, Row 15. I suggest you wear goggles and a respirator.

Travel agent: Oh, that flight is all booked up. I can put you on standby in the blue section, row 15. It's pretty cramped there, and there's a slight odor, but you will be served complimentary meatflaps.
by lallisabrumaniamamanamanamam November 10, 2010
mugGet the Blue Section, Row 15mug.

Row 3 Table 1

This man named jon sits here and can't Speak english. He gets very angry when you get his orders wrong. His Arm Was shot off in the vietnam War
ChOOOOSSE CHUMATOESSSSSSS!!!!!

EIGHT HASUSAGEEE!!!! THATZ ITTT!!!!

MUFFING ALSEE!!!
by Sophia Ting April 20, 2005
mugGet the Row 3 Table 1mug.

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