iPod

A mp3 that comes in a variety of sizes of colors for people to listen to music. Small sizes for people who don't listen to alot and bigger ones for people who do. Usually people will buy one and then bitch about it. Mostly they get one that holds more songs than they are going to listen to. So Make sure if you buy one make sure it is one that will suit you.

A 2GB holds about 500 songs.
A 4GB holds about 1,000 songs.
A 40GB holds around 10,000 songs.

Ipod man 1: "Man this things is crap I only have 200 song why did I buy a 40GB one."

Me: "Because you have failed at life and you should have bought one that you could actaully use like a 4GB. Me on the other hand have too many songs for a 4GB so Ineeded a 40GB."

by DJ JuzZ1 June 11, 2006

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Ipod= Idiodic People on drugs.

I mean come on. They're like 300 fuggin dollars, and for what? Just to say OMGWTF I haz an Ipod!! I is teh cool!! You people are idiots. I got my MP3 player for $70, and actually has more features AND longer battery life. So if you are looking for an MP3 player, And feel like throwing a rediculously large amount of money out the door, be my guest.

Apple is just using the Ipod to take advantage of society's ignorance.

by Soulstrike July 29, 2008

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When your not used to the headphones that come with your Ipod and they fall out all the time.

Guy 1: Ergh im seriously thinking of ditching my Ipod! These little earphone things keep falling out!

Guy 2: Hang in there mate! You just havnt got you Ipod ears yet!

by Charly09 January 26, 2009

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1.Most Expenisive Mp3 out there that is really just another excuse for horny kids to put porno in something and take their ipods to the restroom
2.Music playing device that hols more songs than anyone could ever own

1. hey man guess what? i got my ipod and it was only 400$!!! and i only had to give up 3 years of eating!
2. oh crap man i finnally got my IPOD it holds 5 thousand songs! i only have about 100 but who cares ill fill the rest up with porno!

by oskurrr June 11, 2006

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A piece of shit Mp3 player that is awesome for the first year and then after that everything on it starts to fuck up on it.

"Don't buy an ipod because you will end up spending a shit load of money on repairs, covers, songs, batteries,etc."

by fuck apple ipods December 9, 2006

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A tight ass, popular mp3 player that is a fashion statement, holds shit loads of songs/pics/videos( if video capable), they come in differnet sizes and prices, the ones that are available are: ipod nano, ipod mini,ipod video. the best one is the ipod video 30gb($299.00) Getcha an ipod.

homie 1: "listenin to new music on his ipod."
homie 2: watcha get there mayne?
homie 1: its that new ipod video cuz.
homie 2: oh shit let me see that!
homie 1: iight here
homie 2: dayyyum thats hott!
homie 1: yup but the price aint as cool.
homie 2: you gotta pay 99c a download for this thang?
homie 1: nah i download that shit for free off limewire
homie1: brb i gotta run to circuitcity!

by thug ass nigga June 19, 2006

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