upper respitory infection

General an excuse for pussies to stay home from work. A glorified word for a cold.

When I got a cold, I mean an Upper Respitory Infection, my cat and I stayed home for a month while my dad picked peaches off the farm.

by Dennis AKA Fat April 29, 2005

yeast infection

a cheese like substance that is in a form of a rash.

Todd has a yeast infection.

by anonmyous October 15, 2003

gorilla infant

1.a human being that exceeds the normal size, hair, behavioral, and drinking limit that normal arthropods would exceed.

2.being completely oblivious 2 yourself and other creatures surrounding your circumference

yo grud, you be the perfect description of a gorilla infant

by paul jonathan January 13, 2008

deliciously infectious

When sumone tastes sooo good that u get infected by them...

"Omigosh... Sam is so deliciously infectious... I tasted her once and I feel like I need her more and more..."

"Wow... bummer..."

by Bridster April 12, 2005

infant annihilator

The edgiest death metal shit to graze to the surface of semi-popular music. If you enjoy hearing an edgelord scream about killing children and raping nuns, this is the band for you. In the bands defense, they are probably so fucked up because they were touched as children.

The band is also known for the use of their shit Ibanez guitars (made out of plywood) and their mediocre, run-of-the-mill death metal guitar playing.

I love listening to Infant Annihilator as I cut myself and drink bleach before ramming a massive dildo up my gaping asshole. I then enjoy deepthroating my father's penis while listening to Infant Annihilator's best song, "Decapitation Fornication." My favorite lyrics are.

"Slow and with formality I’m obsessively
stabbing you. The blood is drowning you as you gargle and you spew."

Something about that just gets me hard when I'm done jerking off to gay dog porn.

by MusicCritic2016 May 19, 2016

infected butt hair

jenna schoonovers nasty stutty ass she is a pussy and you can fitt an fist up her she looks like a rat

your such a infected butt hair

by kylie drummond May 2, 2005

infatuation

Two obese people caught in a compromising sexual situation.

Whoa! Talk about INFATUATION!

Those two tubs of lard have been going at it like Hippos in heat!

by danoboyblue January 12, 2008