I woke at night in cold sweat. 'Must wear panties' I thought. I went to the closet and found the sexiest pair of panties I could find. I ripped them out of the closet, and vigorously put them on. I started to rub my legs, my ass and my cock. I caressed my thighs and rubbed my dick hard. I couldn't stand it so I tore open the crotch of the pantyhose and grabbed my cock. I rubbed and stroked, fingered and pulled, faster and faster, until the point where I felt a pleasantly painful, numbing, tingly, horny sensation in my rod. I kept rubbing, until white cum exploded and shot into the air! the my rod broke, fell silent and limp.
by jkslayer2000 December 23, 2010
Get the hornymug. by sammeh March 15, 2005
Get the hornymug. by Patrocl October 3, 2006
Get the hornymug. It's already been defined, and I think you readers are already exploding over that sex lecture, so I guess no definition needed. Except since it is required, let's just say it's a feeling of wanting to lodge a banana into a sock.
"Beware of him...he's always horny."
That's what the new chick heard on her first day at the bar. She looked at the guy, and nodded. She knew the signs, even though she was a virgin. That guy was worth spilling her first on.
He was hot.
She kept looking, until he spun to face her. Smiling, he jumped off the stool, muscles rippling like any weightlifter's.
He handed her a drink, and she accepted, trying her first attempt at seducing guys. He grinned, like he knew she was a new one. He liked those, because they could be handled rough and never know it.
After he got her drunk, she began to wonder if she'd done the wrong thing. But never mind. Her parents weren't home.
She barely felt him carrying her into a car.
The car door slammed, but the engine didn't rev. She saw him in the darkness, smiling at her.
"Girl, you make me so horny."
She grinned, satisfied at her decision.
He grabbed her skirt and yanked it off, feeling her, pressing hard. She moaned when he tucked something into her mouth. She tasted and smiled.
When she had licked a dozen times, he put her on top of him.
The girl whooped as she felt it, a rush of pain and satisfaction. What was the term?
She forgot, for he began pulling at her. She pulled back, and they were entangled like that till morning.
She pulled on her skirt. "Call me."
He laughed and drove off, knowing he wouldn't be doing that. He'd other girls to tackle.
She sighed and went away, suddenly remembering the word.
Orgasm.
That's what the new chick heard on her first day at the bar. She looked at the guy, and nodded. She knew the signs, even though she was a virgin. That guy was worth spilling her first on.
He was hot.
She kept looking, until he spun to face her. Smiling, he jumped off the stool, muscles rippling like any weightlifter's.
He handed her a drink, and she accepted, trying her first attempt at seducing guys. He grinned, like he knew she was a new one. He liked those, because they could be handled rough and never know it.
After he got her drunk, she began to wonder if she'd done the wrong thing. But never mind. Her parents weren't home.
She barely felt him carrying her into a car.
The car door slammed, but the engine didn't rev. She saw him in the darkness, smiling at her.
"Girl, you make me so horny."
She grinned, satisfied at her decision.
He grabbed her skirt and yanked it off, feeling her, pressing hard. She moaned when he tucked something into her mouth. She tasted and smiled.
When she had licked a dozen times, he put her on top of him.
The girl whooped as she felt it, a rush of pain and satisfaction. What was the term?
She forgot, for he began pulling at her. She pulled back, and they were entangled like that till morning.
She pulled on her skirt. "Call me."
He laughed and drove off, knowing he wouldn't be doing that. He'd other girls to tackle.
She sighed and went away, suddenly remembering the word.
Orgasm.
by Kookyness September 8, 2013
Get the hornymug. wenn u just wanna jump some1s bones so bad u dont care whose watchinn for christs sake its a show GET UR POPCORN PPL CUZ IM HORNYY
by tiffanyy January 20, 2005
Get the hornymug. when you become sexually excited. Boys tend to get hard cocks and wank and girls tend to get wet and touch and finger themselves. or They may have sex or oral.
by dirtywords November 4, 2010
Get the hornymug. The state of being mentally or physically aroused, or "turned on". See ganting and randy. Physical arousal can manifest as an erection, elevated heart rate, flush, higher temperature, or increased lubrication but may or may not be accompanied by mental arousal, i.e. sexually oriented/stimulating thoughts or desires. Mental arousal may lead to physical arousal, and vice versa, and physical arousal can be influenced by stimulating contact, sights, sounds, or situations.
Did you see Dallas and Jamie at the house party the other night? They were all over each other, practically humping on the couch before someone told them to get a room. I haven't seen two people so horny in a lifetime!
by EDM364 April 21, 2016
Get the hornymug.