Horny

Having or showing a sharp or ready mental capability.

Of all the students in his grade, our little horny Nick scored the highest percent.

by headstrong.guam February 4, 2010

Horny

Hammad is a horny cunt, whenever you see him, you’ll probably see him jizzing somewhere cuz he’s so horny. He’s probably your local pedo and child molester, if you see him run before he jizzes over your face. He can only be stopped by the almighty thanos like chin of rafa the rapist who also has powers where he rags people with his chin, or call Elliot the step father of hammad who will most likely call dicklin (hammad’s favourite teacher) who will open his ear to collect all of hammad’s jizz which will end hammad’s rath of power as hammad will stop being horny. He will always get protected by his mum (Honking Haworth), and her two sisters which are all the three witches.

Girl 1: Oh look there’s hammad, I heard he ragged the local molester to take his place
Girl 2: I heard he got ragged up and he cummed in dicklins ear as he shouted “HONK!”

Horny: feeling or arousing sexual excitement.
"she was making him very horny"

by TheRealHornyHonkingHammad May 22, 2019

Horny

Grossly sexual. Something that provokes a boner even though she's sketchy as all hell.

That mesh American Apparel tank top is so horny.

by cassandrasaidthis March 28, 2009

horny

that situation which in you turn On to fuck ad get fucked

I had a Russian chick on my bed once. She was wearing a white translucent evening gown. I saw her and was very happy to see her reveal her boobs and stuf She was also happy to see an American guy like me hot!
We became ude ad had sex! I literally ate her up. She sucked my dick.
We were busy and she likes my cock
currently she's suckig ma cock
she really turns you horny

by Gauravi May 14, 2011

Horny

Lol. You know the definition that's why you're here.

Damn I'm so horny right now, I need a boyfriend.

by That horny bitch August 27, 2017

Horny

A feeling that turns you into a very thirsty person(not literally). It gives you enough of a surge to tear down a city in search of somebody to be your sex partner. Though, I don't recommend tearing a whole city down because of your "Hornyness".

"Brayden, you see that chick over there?"
"Yes, what about her."
"Well shit bro, I'm getting horny ash just looking at her."
"Bro wtf, you're really down bad my guy. You deadass wanna smash her but never get to know her 1st? You aren't even past the age of consent yet, and she probably isn't either."

by uceain bolt May 17, 2021

Horny

Ok I have a challenge, do five pushups for every sex story you read.

BRING BACK DEFINITIONS WITHOUT EXAMPLES
horny

by I eat poop 69 June 27, 2022