Sand Hook

When your doing a girl on the beach and you stick your weiner in the sand then in her vagina.

"Jon totally pulled a Sand Hook on Sam!"

by Jebidihah January 14, 2008

Hook Nose

A person with a big nose, has lots of money made from who knows where, also known as a jew, always picks up pennies. and have sex through sheets.

The Hook Nose jew picked up that penny on the ground.

by Coldcoy December 26, 2007

the hook

using one's finger in a hook like fashion relieve constipation

Jeff Frentz used the hook to eliminate pressure from his bowels

by Matt Drawbaugh December 7, 2004

poo hook

A poo hook is performed by taking your finger and massaging it around the anal sphincter enough so that the smell of it is noticeably present on it. From there, you sneak up behind the unsuspecting victim, quickly slide the tip of your finger in the corner of their mouth, and pull on it like a fish hook.

Mike was acting like a total douche, so I had John distract him, got ready, and totally caught him off-guard with the poo hook. He said the smell was unbearable, and I was proud.

by Balok of the Fesarius December 9, 2008

Hooking up

Depends where you are from, its different for different states, even different cities. In Vermont it means having sex, in Mass. it means anything but sex and in Maine it either means hanging out or a one night stand deal depending on what area your from.

are you guys hooking up tonight?

by ellenaf April 11, 2007

polish the hook

Another term for jacking off.

I need to go to the bathroom and "polish the hook" if you know what I mean;)

by Thefanman July 23, 2016

Spit the hook

Getting out of a relationship or breaking off an engagement.
Usually there is a very good reason for making the
break and getting away.

Ann: "Can you believe Steve was screwing around with Dawn's best friend just 2 months before the wedding?"
Sue: "Damn, I'm so glad she spit the hook on him."

"Dude, I spit the hook as soon as I found out that bitch was a crackhead."

"Yo girlfriend, you do what you want to do but if my guy did that shit to me, I'd spit the hook in a minute!

by Kid Pseudo December 7, 2011