Hooker Dice

A delightful game in which a hooker is fed dice and then bets are placed on what they will come up as when they are shat out. This can also be adapted to any dice game such as Yahtzee or craps, although it will take a bit longer per roll due to the dice having to pass through the hooker's digestive system and eventually her ravaged anus.
Bob: "You're going to Mystic Lake? What are you going to play there?"
Jack: "I'm just gonna play some Hooker Dice, brah."
by angrysuperhawk October 10, 2017
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rabbit hooker

a racial slur to call a spanish person with the name of jose, pedro, Alejandro
jose is a dumb stupid rabbit hooker
by Pissweed March 18, 2022
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Booger Hooker

A sex worker who deals specifically with fetishes of the nose. This can include urethral insertion, or any other sexual gratification dealing with the nose/snot.
Did you see Bert last night?
Yup, that fat ass was nose deep in his booger hooker.
Oof.
by DJ Dad Mouth July 04, 2019
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Hooker ATM

The ATM machine nestled away in a corner of a hotel lobby, often used to procure currency to contribute to a nice young lady's college fund.
"A hundred bucks? OK see you in a bit." Commences to go to the Hooker ATM to withdrawal $100 before going back to his heel room.
by Kong August 18, 2015
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Knotty Hooker

Someone who crochets
Jenny is a knotty Hooker, she will crochet anywhere.
by Penelope peapod May 31, 2021
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slutfaced hooker

a girl who looks like she constantly is giving some type of sexual favors to others. also dresses and acts like a hooker. therefore, making her a slutfaced hooker!
that girl hooks up with everybody! what a slutfaced hooker!
by Kels&Tiff April 09, 2008
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Hooker Grief

The feeling of grief and shame after finishing intercourse with a hooker
After I came in Kandi's ear, hooker grief set in and I began to sob uncontrollably.
by ChemCookers December 11, 2014
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