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hometown

Where one was born or bred. For some reason, people seem to be interested in this, and can be drawn in for an insult. This is best used against snoopers over-hearing you.
My hometown is if-you-are-sitting-at-the-next-table-wearing-blue-and-listening-to-me-you-are-gonna-get-raped-out-side-you-cunt.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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Homie Lama

An ascended sentient being of astronomical powers to know about planet alignments. He is the sole survivor of the ancient Homie-Lama race originating from the planet Earth. Little is known about him except the fact that he mysteriously appears on the ship whenever the solar system's planets align.

Homie Lama seems to have some sort of connection with Hohenheim of Light as he is able to look directly at the sun for extended periods of time, while only seeing Hohenheim smiling at him due to his ability to understand light.
Mysterious Homie Lama quotes:

"When all the planets align, homie lama will be on the ship"

"The sun is the ultimate teaching of Hohenheim, when you understand light, you will be granted access to seeing the sun for extended periods of time"

"The current and 8th preacher of Hohenheim, Max Lim, is the only known non-ascended being who understands light and can therefore see the sun. I hereby declare you to be called Max Lim of Light"
by Hohenheim of Light February 2, 2010
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Hobitch

A bitch that is also a hoe. Someone that has been acting pussy lately.
You's a hobitch, son. Step up the plate instead of talking.
by ~Smoqe~ November 26, 2002
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Homie-Sexual

When (s)he does have no interest in their sexual appeal, but they have interest in their homies. When ever (s)he does anything related to homosexual they don't have to say "No-Homo", because their sexual presence is "Homie-Sexual".
Jake: Hey man, this girl told me that she wants to date you.
Abraham: Nah, bro, can't you see I'm Homie-Sexual like you?
Jake: Oh yeah, you right. Now come here and give me a hug.
by _Too_Scared_ January 23, 2018
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homie

1. table partner (in school)

2. lab partner
Mrs. Martin: For this lab, you will work with your homie and another pair of homies.
Homie #1: Let's work with those homies, homie.
Homie#2: Yes, those look like good homies to work with.
by silly teenage boy February 12, 2017
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hoitch

n. Someone or something that is a combination of a ho and a bitch. It can be a compliment or an insult. adj. hoitchy, hoitchtacular, hoitchtastic, hoitcherific, hoitchful, hoitch-filled
1. "Emma Frost is a hoitch." 2. "My, Emma, you're looking hoitchy today!" 3. "Your hoitch-filled words sting." 4. "Have a hoitcherific day!" 5. "That movie was hoitchtastic!"
by Lainason January 17, 2007
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Homie

Daniel Skomorovsky and Elmo
DANIEL AND ELMO ARE HOMIE AF
by WhyAreUGay May 1, 2019
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