Cat with a heater

When a person is doing something and sticking their ass out at the same time.

Guy 1: Dude, would you please back up!?
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because every time we workout, you're like a cat with a heater. Put that thing away

by TheFactSpeaker October 28, 2014

layed down a heater

Took a massive stinking shit

Hey dude, do not go in there, I just had a massive stinking shit layed down a heater!

by Heater23 September 24, 2016

1 bar heater

A warm, erect penis. Usually associated (or soon to be) with an act of sexual intercourse.

It's going to be cold for that trip away with your girlfriend - you'd better pack your 1 bar heater!

by the_chateau May 13, 2017

reverse water heater

When you get done dusting off grandma and you decide to get it on you gotta first hose her off and let her dry on her heating pad

I wanted you borrow my grandmas garage so I had to do the reverse water heater to get the ok

by Cumdumpster1 September 25, 2023

J. Dennis Hastert

Referring to the 51st speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, John Dennis Hastert. He was also a congressman out of the 14 district of Illinois in the 80s. Before that in in 60s and 70s, Hastert was a history teacher, and wrestling coach. Before his indictment for violating federal banking laws to cover up "prior misconduct" in 2015, Hastert was well respected and beloved. He was also the longest GOP speaker in United States history serving from 1999-2007, his service as a congressman in Illinois 14th congressional district lasted from 1987-2007.

The Speaker of The House, The Honorable J. Dennis Hastert

by L' Damardius Rudolph III February 19, 2020

Heterodontics

The dental specialty and practice of creating irregularities of the teeth, through reshaping and exotic capping techniques utilizing fangs, jewels, and other items.

Dr. Milner got a bit of ribbing from some colleagues when he installed his first set of fang caps. One of his emails said that he should change his sign to read "SPECIALIZING IN HETERODONTICS" As the referral business started to come in, those colleagues started to change their tune.

by RogueSun July 29, 2008

hetero capacity

when an occupied space has reached the limit of men allowed to be present without it being and/or looking gay

(2 guys are chillen on a couch)
Guy3:Hey fellas got room for one more?
Guys1/2: Nah dude we've reached the hetero capacity

by Brian Dickson/ Zach McMillan May 10, 2007