Hassim

To be a terrorist.

Someone who is such a terrorist the FBI puts a tracker in his pants.

To bomb a plane.

Hassim's a terrorist

by Jefffffff324561 April 2, 2009

Hasselhoffy

When you're on coke and your hair is way too feathered and you're wearing head-to-toe black leather except for your black cotton wife-beater and the person talking to you is so shit-canned you can convince them you are taking them home in a talking Pontiac Firebird....you know you are officially Hasselhoffy.

Shia "Hasselhoffy" LeBeouf , that guy at your high school reunion that should have shed 20 pounds before he hit on you, a boss who continuously uses the phrase "team work makes the dream work" during Christmas party speeches, or your out of work dad who decided to purchase a motorcycle with your college funds during his mid-life crisis.

by Coit Tower Condowits January 18, 2009

Hassel

She’s an interesting person she will intrigue you and hypnotize you with her brown/hazel eyes she’s funny and caring but yet intelligent and interesting you will never be bored of her but be careful because although she’s a fiesty one she’s also quite Fragile

I’m in love with hassel

by Hassel March 4, 2018

Hassa

Nickname of the greatest beatle George Harrison.

Guy 1: Who’s your favorite beatle?
Guy 2: Definitely hassa! I love him so much!

by bootybooty6666 June 5, 2020

Hassaan

bhadwa.

e.g;

“green tea kai flavours hotay hein??”
“hassaan ae tu bc”

by Muntaha September 9, 2022

Mehdi Hassan

Mehdi hassan is the popular kid in your class. he is very up to date and his language is meme, he is also very tall and plays the forest with a short cool epic kid. he usually has a sibling and a tall friend.

Random student:"yooo i wish i could be a mehdi hassan"
His friend: "brooo looks it a mehdi hassan"
the mehdi hassan: sheeeeeesh

by EpicGigaChadOfSuS April 25, 2022

Hasselhoffing

-The act of tricking someone into watching the music video for Hooked on a Feeling, similar to rick rolling but way more awesome
-To be tricked into watching the insanely corny video
- Search Hooked on a feeling in youtube and and start the virus

Andy- Dude youve gotta check out this video!!! its of this hilarious asian commedian!
Joey- Ok, send me the link man, i need a laugh!
Andy- **Sends link**
Joey- FUCK YOU, i just got hasselhoffed!
Andy- Lol I've been Hasselhoffing people all day

by That Eskimo in the vid May 1, 2010