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Hawk Blawked

(Noun/Verb) (Hock - Blocked): The event in which one is prevented from having sex by the unexpected and generally violent arrival of a hawk or other large predatory avian creature.
Bro, I was totally Hawk Blawked last night
by Prof. Vilhelm Veinturnsteist January 25, 2011
mugGet the Hawk Blawkedmug.

he-hawk

A "mo-hawk" hair style worn by a male or female from the south; typicaly referred to as rednecks. Individuals generally reside in or near a trailer park.

Most identifiable characteristics are; Mid-80's truck with body lift kit, rifle rack, Budweiser t-shirt, rebel flag tattoo, noticable lack of proper dental care, affinity for Sun Drop canned beverage, chronologicaly seperated from most family members by minimum biological requirements (mother=13/14 years older, grandmother= 27/28 years older, siblings typicaly 9 months apart).

Be advised: Lack of indicators does not disqualify an individual from having a legitimate he-hawk.
As Ben left his trailer, he checked the condition of his spikey he-hawk to make sure there would be enough clearence in his Ford F100.

To cut down on grooming expenses and still be stylish, Chase shaved himself a he-hawk, and used Sun Drop as a make-shift hair gel.
by joeyd1101 March 1, 2009
mugGet the he-hawkmug.

clam hawk

A hot lesbian who preys on drunk straight girls
Gosh Jaims, you were such a clam hawk last night at the bar!
by J&GNeed October 16, 2013
mugGet the clam hawkmug.

Shadow Hawk

An Elderly man that plays evony all day because he has no life
One who spends his entire life thinking of what to do with the rest of his life. like Shadow Hawk
by Evonier June 9, 2010
mugGet the Shadow Hawkmug.

Gawk Hawk

One who exceeds oral sex expectations amongst the masses.
Last night I got topped off by a Gawk Hawk!
by King Tre’ Savage March 24, 2021
mugGet the Gawk Hawkmug.

Jew hawk

A mohawk or fohawk covering the head of a jew
(not to be confused with jewhawk a hawk that is jewish)
Hey Look at his Jew hawk
by Sam April 6, 2005
mugGet the Jew hawkmug.

T-Hawk

A rarely seen hair cut that consists of the more tradtional short cropped mohawk with an added twist of sideburns that extend around the ear and go strait back aroung the head to meet the mohawk thus creating a T.
by T-Hawk January 7, 2004
mugGet the T-Hawkmug.

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