hansel-and-gretel

To have sex with someone inside an oven. Requires extreme flexibility and a high resistance to heat. (Or just very big appliances).

From the children's fairy tale "Hansel and Gretel". Because we know what they were REALLY doing in that oven...

A. She wanted to hansel-and-gretel him, but unfortunately, she wasn't flexible and he just couldn't take the heat.
B. "Are things getting hot in here, or is that just me?"

"No, stupid, it's just because we're hansel-and-greteling."

by Ze Brothers Grimm June 10, 2011

Hausedorfer

n. To deficate on someone, particualarly a female, see also Cleaveland Steamer.

Charleece really didn't like it when Steven did a Hausedorfer on her chest.

by The Penguin Incarnate June 7, 2003

HauserG

A totally tubercular dude

HauserG's greatest life goal was achieving KOG in Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Links

by DramaJester May 2, 2018

HausersW0RLD

A serious canidate for Greatest Twitter Account of All Time 💯. Gets all the bitches because of his elite takes. And he owns CP0 😭😭😭😭😭

@HausersW0RLD is the GOAT of Twitter!!!!!

by Nate16 May 10, 2022

Ava Hauser

A man steeling ugly bitch who will flirt with every guy she meets

Friend : here comes Ava Hauser

You : didn’t she steel ur man last week

by Gugdj December 3, 2019

Madeline hauser

The hottest woman alive

Madeline Hauser is the hottest person alive.

by Maddddddawg September 30, 2021

Adam Hauser

🐐

Adam Hauser: They playin soccer in my backyard
Everyone: I think I see Messi!

by epicfreshmansamofdxc February 10, 2022