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Pearl Harbored

When you take a shit and the toilet water splashes up and hits your but, or anus
I hate when I take a massive dump and I get pearl harbored.
by PilotJones February 23, 2014
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cum harboring butt pirate

Used to offend gay people when they get too close to you.
by iiOwn3dYoOoUz December 20, 2008
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North Harford High School

I go/went to NHHS. I thought it was fucking LAME.

All the kids are wiggers and/or wanna be hardasses. I'd like to see what would happen if you dropped them on the block in downtown Baltimore and then see how gangsta they are then. LOL. You live on or near a farm assholes. your not black. you did not grow up in the projects. YOUR WHITE. and your dad is a farmers. LOL.

The faculty thinks they are running a prision and the school is dirty and old. other then that it was fine.

and way to go john carroll poster. you look like a complete asshole...

way to brag about beiong addicted to hard drugs. hope mommy and daddy pay to get you outta a coma.

just remember mommy n daddy can't pay to get you outta death when you O.D. on drugs or wreck your brand new M3 @ the age of 16.
this has been an example of why high school is dumb, and people think it is so cool. LAME
by -Straight ghettoo- March 27, 2005
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pearl harbour

While getting a blow-job, you show no inclination you're about to cum - then "suprise attack"- you cum in her mouth.
She was going harder thinking I was a long time cuming, then I shoot her a pearl harbour
by Christian Dedfoe December 10, 2008
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Harford County

A small county in Maryland, USA. The population is extremely low, and consists mainly of ugly white Ravens fans. In fact, only 3 people in the county are not Ravens fans, and they are all Asian. The teenagers there go to wealthy schools while their parents commute to Baltimore along I-95, taking about 6 hours to do so. 96.7% of Harford Countians above the age of 9 smoke pot. Almost all drivers in Harford County obey the speed limit religiously.

If you've ever gone from Baltimore to New York and had to pass through a slow, depressing town, where most people live along a major highway and no structure was more than 3 stories tall, you've probably been to Harford County.
Random guy: Dude I'm in Harford County.
Other dude: Isn't it depressing?
Random guy: Yeah, is that kid smoking a joint?
Other dude: Yeah and driving really slow and farming?
Random guy: Yeah, wow, that's depressing.
Other dude: I feel like I'm in the Midwest or something.
by Dylan H. Rush, Esq. October 24, 2006
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Harford

Only Harford. Thats something that Harford would do. Thats like Harford.
by Chuck M July 12, 2003
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pearl harbour

When you jerk off and come in your belly button.
Jim made a perfect pearl harbour with his come.
by epsilonepsilonepsilon July 9, 2012
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