hand soap

Used to describe something white, sticky, and gooey.

Used as an innuendo for semen.

This girl didn't know what hand soap was, so i told her it was something that was white and gooey. Her reaction was priceless.

by pnutbutter0789 April 1, 2017

hand-stack

A playful "being sociable" game where ya "layeringly" stack up yer hands with those of one or more friends, then ya yank yer "bottom" hand out from da pile and place it on top of da stack of hands, then the next person yanks his hand out from da bottom of da stack and places it on top, and so on.

I love playing circle of friends wif all da pretty girls I meet in da town square, but if we have da use of a picnic table or other elevated flat surface, I also enjoy sharing a round or two of hand-stack wif da cuties afterwards --- nuthin' quite so good at bringing da delighted/amused giggles outta dem.

by QuacksO August 3, 2018

Hanky Spanky

A common dance move to spin your partner (usually the woman, unless ur gey). Then while you spin your partner you add a little spank here and there

Yo dog I performed the Hanky Spanky on some chick
Oh ok pretty cool

by NibbaChibba April 18, 2019

Hendy System

A type of system that relates to a guy who is down bad simping for an Egirl

(Usually the type of guy that leaves the bros or the homies just so he can fulfill his simpness, pretends to be depressed or lonely, and him simping is not only limited to one Egirl)

"Hey do you see that guy"
"Yeah, I heard he is currently going through the Hendy System"
"Rips"

by I want to live my life October 14, 2021

wrong hand situation

Situation in which you misalign your finger keyboard positions while typing, either being shifted vertically or horizontally, producing a completely random and nonsensical array of letters. It usually ends with a "wtf" expression.

Person One: Dude, guess what. Yesterday I went to walmart and the most randomest thing happened to me. So there was this elderly woman that gave me a fucking naughty stare that literally caused my insides to convulge. Then, siffrmy;u djr dysdtyrf yp ;olr / djr gotdy dystdyrf yp lo;; yjr ns;d smf yjrm djr lo;;rf yjr notf esoy eyg s, o etoyyomh ,sm

Person Two: .....
Person one: ...wtf
Person two: lol wrong hand situation

by destinedfate4527 January 4, 2009

Second Hand Spunky Nappy

An article of clothing worn by a poor or twisted homosexual gentleman to allow him :

1. the senstion of his, and others, baby-gravy against his brown-eye.
2. to stifle the leakage of his boyfriend's population paste from the chocolate donut.

I hear Dave is so broke these days that he has had to resort to wearing a second hand spunky nappy of Jason's. He's mixing the goo round back.

by Bobbles22 April 18, 2008

Soapy Hand Slap

The Soapy Hand Slap is a sexual act. The way it works is a male ejaculates into his hand, works the spunk into a bit of a lather, then slaps his sexual partner in the face with his now jizz-lathered hand.

Guy : Ugghhhhhnnnnnnnnnn....uhhh....nnnnnnnnn....ah. Ahh. Ah-ah-oh-uhhhhhnnnn. (heavy breathing ensues)

Girl : Whew! That was...well, that was, um...good.

Guy : (fakes masturbating using spunk as lube, in order to work up a lather)

Girl : Oh. You trying to get it up so we can go again?

Guy : Soapy Hand Slap!!! (slaps girl with lathered hand, smearing spunk across her face).

Girl : So, wer'e done, right? I mean, that pretty much just ended our relationship. Ok. Well, see you later, asshole.

by blackholepcs July 11, 2009