Sausage Hamster

Another term for "ferret"; see ferret

Sausage hamsters make great pets.

by minari-naga March 24, 2005

Sexy Hamster

A fun and smart girl. Mostly under 5ft2. Very sexy as well.

Damn, that Mimi is a sexy hamster

by MisterK. August 11, 2016

drop the hamster

Shoving a hamster up your ass, because why not?

Steve: man I'm bored
Bob: what do you want to do
Steve: let's drop the hamster
Bob: I don't have a problem with that

by Doubledicker December 2, 2017

Going Hamster

When you go a day without taking a shower, and/or wearing the same clothes. First used by a man from Rye, NY.

Steve is going hamster today since he didn't take a shower, nor did he change his clothes.

by Mike01793 July 23, 2009

The go crazy hamster

While gettin' busy, the combination of 8 pelvic thrusts and flailing your arms in a rapid circular motion while yelling "I'm a loopy nutjob.

I pulled off one of the most insane the go crazy hamsters on Shina last night

by Dinglenutz July 3, 2009

Hang your hat on the muscle hamster

To put on a condom.

The term was originally used in reference to being "all-in" on Tampa Bay Buccaneers running back Doug Martin, who is known as the muscle hamster. However, the term sounds much more like putting on a condom.

"You don't know where that chick has been. Better hang your hat on the muscle hamster."

by JohnRambo10 August 31, 2014

six-foot hamster

"Six-foot hamster" was invented ca. 1964 to describe a very ordinary male human, too carefully dressed in a cheap business suit, occupying a position of public contact though lacking in communications skills. Examples: Bank teller in training, Wal-Mart greeter, domestic religious missionary, White House press spokesman.

Hey Ma! There's a six-foot hamster at the door and i can't figure out what he's selling!

by Ceeclef June 5, 2017