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New Hampshire

Yeah NH's pretty... pretty dull, pretty boring, pretty depressing, pretty cold, pretty much not worth living in.
New Hampshire is boring boring boring boring and depressing.
by SeaninNH January 22, 2007
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new hampshire

A great state to have a "summer place". New Hampshire is a haven for the wealthy to hide from tax obligations. In order to live in NH and have children who speak in a polysyllabic fashion you have to live in a moneyed town or send them to a private school. New Hamphire educational funding has nothing to do with equity of opportunity (research the Claremont debacle). If you are white, rich, and don't give a damn about the "lower class" (those who clear less than $100,000 a year)then welcome aboard! If you don't qualify for the "club" please don't put yourself or your children through the humiliation of trying to scratch out a living here.
"I truly enjoy New Hampshire, don't you Lovey? However, I believe that I saw someone whose skin is darker than a brown paper bag in our gated community. Have the help call in the state police and the National Guard."
by twinstates September 17, 2006
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Hampden-Sydney

Hampden Sydney is a lesson most Sweet Briar women first semester freshman year. They then move on to REAL men, not boarding school rejects who rely upon their family's money and H-SC alumni connections to advance in life.
In the words of Longwood bitch: "Helping men with small dicks get married since 1776."
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Hampton Bays

Part of the Hamptons on the East End of Long Island.
All the celebrities and rich cidiots have houses on Dune Road and hog up Ponquogue Beach in the summer with their expensive cars which they can't even drive like a normal person with.
Has middle-class people who actually live there in the winter as well as the summer too!
Home of the Boardy Barn.
Most of the public school kids are ether mexican or white, but neither know how to dress.
The most exciting thing in the entire town is a movie theater that barley plays popular new releases until after they come out on DVD.
Jane: "Hey let's go to Hampton Bays!"
John: "Why? Hampton Bays is mad ghetto."
Jane: "Uhm no, that would be Riverhead if anyplace; there is no resemblance to any ghetto and especially not Harlem. Just snobby kids who probably go to Mercy and aren't great full for what they actually have."
by lokij March 19, 2009
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Hamp

A big-headed person; normally wears velvet turtle necks and gold chains.
"That HAMP kid is sooo anoying, but i love him anyways" -Bertha
by Veronica (not Betty) April 19, 2006
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hamper

British - A basket or box containing food for a special occasion: a Christmas food hamper
Welcome to Amazon UK's Hampers & Gift Baskets Shop.
by tieztoez July 5, 2016
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Hampus

wow Hampus is sutch a bög
by soffan0 October 30, 2020
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