Holy Mode

In a relationship, where the female goes on a retreat (usually with the church), and returns in a condition of near abstinence.
This condition is curable over time.

Freshman Friend: "Yo man how longs it been since you got a BJ from your girlfriend?"
The Man: "Dude, its been a while, since the retreat. Ever since, shes been in Holy Mode."

by O Holy One March 28, 2009

Holy Malaz

An expression used for when something really amazing happens to you on a spiritual level.

HOLY MALAZ! That meditation was out of this world! I totally left my body.

by themalamaker August 19, 2015

Holy Ballista

A truly incomprehensible moment

Guy 1: A meteorite is coming right towards us!
Guy 2: Holy Ballista!!!

Guy 1: Did you see that huge joint I rolled?
Guy 2: No...
(after seeing)
Guy 2: Holy Ballista!!!

by Frothblemaker September 6, 2009

Holy Sheet

A child friendly version of sh**.

OH! HOLY SHEET! THE IMPOSTER KILLED HIM!

by holy sheet September 23, 2020

Holy crap

God’s poop.

Friend: Ew! There’s a huge pile of turds in my backyard! I don’t understand, I don’t have a dog.

Me: Oh, that’s holy crap!

by Dray’s Dictionary March 13, 2021

the holy savior

A 5-some involving a guy laying on his back with one girl riding his cock, and a girl sitting on his face. With the guy's arms laid flat and away from his body, a girl on each side, sits on his hand while the guy fingers her. This is resembling a crucifix. Hence the name, Holy Savior.

I just did the holy savior with these chicks. Bro, you wouldn't believe it.

by SkilledWaffle December 11, 2016

Holy Crappalooney

An expression of great surprise! Can be used to substitute nearly any surprise word and is guaranteed to surprise your friends. Origin is that of a student who is a "blessing" to have in class.

"I just got blumpkin!"
"Holy Crappalooney!"

by Millett5 March 23, 2011