Hong

(verb, adj.)

Verb: The act of stealing one's fruit, vegetables, or other plant life.

Adj: Performing badly at a given action.

"I was growing some carrots and I got HONGED!"
or
"That guy is totally HONGING it!" (When describing someone eating a cake)

by Novalidname June 26, 2008

pigeon holing

the act of putting a pigeon(or similar small bird)'s body inside your anus, so that all is visible is the head.

Bill Oddie has been caught pigeon holing on the set of springwatch again!

by le beed November 30, 2009

Hinging

something that is absolutely beyond skanky with a large portion of diddyishness, plumbs and numpt's.

Kins and Kinsy have just cleaned there room. Kins finds a plate serving 2 week old, unfinished beans and scrambled egg on toast. Kinsy exclaims "ewww thats hinging" declaring her sheer disgust in the cusine

by Kins&Kinsy du du du du May 27, 2009

Freer than a Donkey on Hong Kong Day

An expression used to describe someone as being the worst at the current act they are doing (playing a game, washing dishes, etc.)

The explanation is that Hong Kong is in China which is one of the largest countries for donkey-related products to be made (aka. slaughtering donkeys). Since donkeys are so easy to kill in China which is the explanation of them being basically free (in China).

"I can't believe I went 0-16" "ARE YOU SERIOUS? Dude you're freer than a Donkey on Hong Kong Day"

by Mr.7DaysFree December 1, 2021

ho-ing

the act of being a total skank ho and pissing a bunch of people off.

That Quesadilla Factory worker is majorly ho-ing.

by Insane Clown Prevost January 21, 2009

Hinge

Realting to the female fanny minge, can also be used to describe anything or anyone filthy.

Look at that dirty hinge it smells like a haddock pasty

by Bean, Dave May 17, 2005

hoinky shoinky

the squeezing of a wowmens ass
hard

sean decided to hoiky shoinky karrisa

by gurtrude June 7, 2004