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hobo nest

a place where hobos hang, keep booze, sleep, shoot up , and live.

normally not perminant, and usually found in tunnels, wooded areas, and beneath bridges
dude check out that hobo nest !
by mcdoubleD November 30, 2011
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hobo stare

When you're extremely drunk and you cannot concentrate on one thing, your eyes are either cross eyed, lazy eyed, or one is opened way wider than the other. Your face can remain stuck like this for hours, mouth is usually wide open and dumb founded as well.
your mom hobo stared at me last night I probably coulda banged her. Cory was hobo staring hardcore last night...
by yo face!!! @ slam.cum October 30, 2012
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Hobo dirty

When you become so dirty from outdoor activities (i.e. train hopping, camping, sleeping in a dirt lot) that no matter how hard you scrub you just can't get it off and you just have to wait it out. Also includes dirt that can not be removed from under your nails.
"I made Jack take a shower before I would have sex with him, he said he just took a shower, but it turned out he was hobo dirty."
by Anarchaprimitivist July 20, 2012
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Hobo Blumpkin

The seductive art of performing oral sex on a homeless person while they are simultaneously feasting on the contents of your dinner's to-go box.
I really wanted to give the homeless guy an Hobo Blumpkin but he doesn't eat pork.
by kdbamaman November 11, 2012
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hobo hotness

When a man or woman has a particularly worn, tired, and homeless look, but is still considered pretty fucking hot.
"Yo did you check out that girl hanging around the byward market? Totally 9/10."
"Dude, looks like you just encountered some hobo hotness."
"YOU MEAN SHE"S HOMELESS?"
by G. Error October 31, 2013
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hobo coat

Imbibing alcohol to feel warm, in lieu of a real coat.
Bill forgot to bring a jacket to the festival. No problem... he simply headed for the bar and put on his hobo coat.
by Csm1967 November 21, 2013
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Hobo Meat

Recently killed vermin that is still viable meat! Road kill that is not rotten. Winter road kill is the best preserved lunch or dinner entrée
Johnny was hiking a lonesome road when he witnessed a car barrel into an unsuspecting deer! "Hobo meat!" he exclaimed as he reached for his satchel.
by stoneythehandsomebuck November 20, 2014
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