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The Hotdog Formula

When you design your customer’s experience in such a way that it ends up on a high note—think of IKEA customers looking forward for their favorite hotdog after they have frustratingly lined up to the check-out counters.
To get the customers to return, apply the hotdog formula to your business: offer them something positive, which would make them forget about any inconveniences they’ve experienced—put them in a positive frame of mind at the end of their shopping trip.
by MathPlus July 26, 2018
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Hotdogged

When your significant other microwaves a sausage, and shoves it up your anus.
Susan: What did you and your husband do for your anniversery?
Bethany: I hotdogged him, but that's about it.
Susan: I wish my husband would let me hotdog him... *sad crying emoji".
by Lima B EaNen May 18, 2018
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smiling hotdog

when your reciving a blow job and then taking a dump on the girls chest, an then when your about to cum you pull out and try to make zig zags on the topp of the shit.

Then grab her by the ankels and lift her up so the shit rolls down into her face from her chest, and that breif moment she grins and says oh my god thats gross.
i met this chick at the bar and i gave her a smiling hotdog.
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Hotdick

When one is mad and therefore threatens to cut off thier loved ones dick, place it into a hotdog bun and proceed to feed it to them.
Natalie: "Carl you're being an absolute douche bag right now, you're really asking for a Hotdick"
Carl: "No Natalie!! Please, don't give me a hotdick, I couldnt bare being a unick, my father will make me join a unick hockey team!"
Natalie:"Too late Hot Carl... one HotDick on the barbie"
by Nataree December 27, 2012
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Cigarette Hoarder

An individual who hates sharing their cigarettes, no matter what, even if they have a full pack. Sometimes goes to the lengths to lie about how many they have, or make up lame excuses such as "I have no money, I can't afford to just give away my cigarettes."

Does not apply to people who are down to their last few. Because that's understandable.
Boy 1: Damn, Christina is SUCH a Cigarette Hoarder!

Boy 2: Nah man, she only has two left, give her a break.

Boy 1: Umm she pulled out a full pack in front of me.

Boy 2: BITCH!
by !Olivia! October 5, 2008
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Hoat

Another word for hoar as in hoar for whore.
Word was created by mistake via a msn conversation when trying to type hoar it came out as hoat.
by aleeshamadridista December 14, 2010
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hotdog

1.the best goddamn food ever, commonly eaten during baseball times...
2.penis
3.a nerdish word used during the early 50's
1."pass me a hotdog d00d!!"
2."can i eat your hotdog?"
3."HOTDOG! i finally finished my ant collection!"
by kickace August 17, 2005
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