Don’t Hide Under My Desk

A polite way of asking someone not to be a psychopathic creep.

Feel free to check out my Instagram. Just don’t hide under my desk.

by AndroidsOn August 4, 2025

You do not have enough brains to tan your own hide

An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.

'You sir, are so stupid that I suspect that you do not have enough brains to tan your own hide'

by SuburbanFlameboy November 23, 2023

YA HIDE YA

It is in question BUTT the homonym form is an AFFIRMATIVE.

I visited the HYDE sitting on my CAN and this aspect of me due to HIDE will come out even when I am just YA HIDE YA PANNED.

by SIXTIES LITTLE GIRL August 21, 2021

a good place to hide things

an area to put things for other not to find

hey lisa do you know where the cheat sheet is "yeah i hid it in the wall so the teachers don't find it."

a good place to hide things

by 13975 March 26, 2021

reverse chainsaw into quentin hiding in a corner

A show of pure dead by daylight skill that has you reversing into a chainsaw dash to hit a someone playing as quentin smith hiding in a corner. A maneuver pioneered by twitch streamer otzdarva, most high tier players don’t consider it a victory if at least one isn’t performed in the game

“okay and now what you want to do is reverse chainsaw into quentin hiding in a corner and that’s it”
-Otzdarva

by Orsina July 19, 2023

hide your dog

An internet term made up as a reference to the Ruby Ridge standoff that is commonly used among firearm enthusiasts to jokingly infer that the A.T.F will be paying them a visit and suggesting to “hide your dog” in anticipation of their arrival.

“Wow I see you have a pretty nice stockpile of possibly illegal weapons there. You may want to hide your dog.”

by BurnerAccount135 August 5, 2024

hide the cigar

A blowjob.

Instead of POTUS playing hide the cigar, we get Putin offering free nuclear cigars.

by Warcivil the III May 31, 2023