Caribou Handjob

The male self pleasurer wears a bright LED headlamp and blinds their partner with the light. This way they don't know when it's cuming, like a deer in the headlight.

We went for a hike in the woods at night and I gave her a Caribou Handjob.

by Whiskey-N-Whine November 9, 2025

Alaskan handjob

It’s a handjob with a slurpee as lube.

Guy: ya know, babe, our sex life is great but it’s time to ramp it up a bit!
Girl: I know you aren’t asking me for an Alaskan handjob!

by anonymous June 2, 2023

national handjob day

National handjob day is now December 19 get ready boys for the wildest day of your life.

John - Oh man this girl gave me a handjob for national handjob day.

by creamycumzaddy6969 December 12, 2022

double-stacked handjob

To use both hands to stroke when giving a handjob.

Last night was crazy, my girlfriend gave me a double-stacked handjob!

by SneakierGoat November 2, 2023

Hybrid Handjob

When a normal handjob aint good enough so she spits in her hand and uses the saliva to lubricate the penis

“Tell em you can say spitty handjob with a straight face.”
“Nah its a hybrid handjob.”

by PastNever November 12, 2017

Handjob

A act of luka grappling your penis and jerking it of to the point of cumming.

I loved getting my handjob of luka

by handjoblover69 June 18, 2022

Frankenstein Handjob

A Frankenstein handjob is where u take jumper cables and attach them to the base of ur penis. U then prepare hedge cutters and place ur penis right where it cuts. When your about to climax u turn on the charge from the cables then chop of ur penis. After the chop u should be cumming out of the remaining stump of ur penis while the cut part flails around on the ground like a lizard tail. When ur done u sow ur penis back on and continue until satisfied.

Person 1: Man my penis is throbbing
Person 2: is it from the Frankenstein handjob?
Person 3: yeah my scissors were dull, also don’t go above 3000 volts, u can’t feel it after that

by Vietkong12309 May 7, 2024