Connecticut Handjob

A geographical phenomenon upon which your flaccid cock spontaneously oozes cum at the elation of abetting traffic that had neither source nor cause.

I'm on 84 West towards Danbury and I swear I just got the best Connecticut Handjob of my life - I need a new pair of underwear.

by humanchair October 16, 2022

national handjob day

National handjob day is now December 19 get ready boys for the wildest day of your life.

John - Oh man this girl gave me a handjob for national handjob day.

by creamycumzaddy6969 December 12, 2022

Sympathy handjob

When someone feels sorry for your situation and masturbates you no strings attached.

Daisy knew Erik was having a hard time since being dumped by his girlfriend and being sacked. She had a boyfriend who was away with the navy even so she started giving Erik a weekly sympathy handjob.

by PantsuGoblin May 8, 2023

Alaskan handjob

It’s a handjob with a slurpee as lube.

Guy: ya know, babe, our sex life is great but it’s time to ramp it up a bit!
Girl: I know you aren’t asking me for an Alaskan handjob!

by anonymous June 2, 2023

stinky handjob

A particular handjob exhibiting a particularly odiferous smell, ie) Hagrid and/or haggis

Bro that was a stinky handjob!

by waxonjackson420 June 23, 2023

Thai Handjob

A footjob. They use this term in French.

It was a boring date until she gave me a Thai handjob under the table.

by ApricotFields August 19, 2023

spicy handjob

A handjob given by using icyhot or bengay as lube.

Laura grabbed the icyhot instead of lube when she went to wack me off, turning it into a spicy handjob.

by Teranyll September 9, 2023