Catch Deez Hans

A verbal threat or usually used in a threatening manner to allow others the opportunity to receive or run from catching yo Hans.
Literally meaning to get beat up, usually with a flurry of heavy handed fists to the face repeatedly.
Usually used by a black person or white person trying to be black, or culturally confused skinny Asian with a bandanna on.

Example:
Yo man, be quiet before you catch deez hans!

Don’t be spittin’ at Trisha or you be about to catch deez hans son!

by Sonnyboi May 18, 2024

Hans-Juraj

The best Football Player and a good guy...
Je is a sexgod and everybody loves him.

Wow... That is Really a Hans-Juraj.

by juraj_15 January 3, 2017

Hans

A user on both 4chan and Bored Panda that has a 8 inch cock, and thus all the bitches in the neighborhood want to cowgirl him.

Person 1: Hey dude, have you heard of Hans?
Person 2: Which Hans?
Person 1: The one with a big ass cock, he's a 4chan user.
Person 2: Hell yeah, he fucked my sister and wife and i enjoyed it.

by anonymous4chanfunkin August 1, 2025

Hans

Though their seemingly cold and intimidating demeanor could discourage anyone from potentially forming relationships with them, they can grow to be the warmest and most humor-inducing people you've ever encountered. They are equally charismatic as they are lovely! You'll be left in awe of just how passionate and committed they are to their aspirations, not to mention that they are great listeners. It is also admirable how they don't falter and succumb when they find themselves in a tough disposition.

What can I say—they are so so lovely

hi hans

by Xrvst June 26, 2022

Han

Han is a person that leaves a trail of light wherever she goes. Han is cute, small, and sweet. She has such a bubbly personality and a caring individual that gives people such warm feeling inside. Han has the biggest heart, although shy. She is the friend that is most considerate and generous. You just cannot say “no” to her.

“AWEEE! Han, you’re so cuteeeee”

by I’llbiteyourdog November 22, 2021

Han

Han is the greatest person you will ever meet and ps hem forever streaks. han is a stunner we stan and she’s just the most modest and she’s a great fuck buddy.

han: ‘i am not beautiful!’
the universe: ‘yes you are now shush that cute mouth of yours’

by someone pass the holy water May 5, 2019

Han-grage

When you are way beyond hangry. A ravenous hunger fueled by rage because you had to wait an insane amount of time to eat.

I was so hungry, I began to experience a han-grage the likes of which I have never felt before.

by candlegirl January 12, 2021