goon

the urine of the god (mainly sataans) in a big shiny sac. only drink that is worth the money. 40 standard drinks for ten moneys. 40c a drink? can you say no? coffs goon boys unite.

krypta - get some goon in ya.

pussy - no it tastes bad.

by eprovost September 26, 2007

Goonba

A girl whose belly fat hangs out from her 'to tight button holding on for dear life' jeans... resembling the villians in Super Mario Brothers.

The goonba mainly hangs out at smelly suburban night clubs consuming copius amounts of Jaeger Bombs, dark imported beers, and chicken wings.

I could not see the band playing because all the goonbas were blocking my view with their fat.

by fourbanger September 29, 2008

goon life

When someone is a goon 24/7 365 days a year

Adam is all about that goon life

by Coochie99 July 17, 2016

GOON

goon is basically a real person, also a goon is somebody you pay money to go beat somebody or scare somebody...Goon originated in Florida!...The rest living in different states are just followers!

You fuck wid me i bet im goin have dem fuckin goonz comin fa yo azz

by Flawda guh October 20, 2008

Goon

Australian slang that refers to cheap wine that typically comes in large sealed packets in boxes, of which is referred to as a "goon sack". Usually always tastes like shit, and is normally intended to get people as drunk as possible on the smallest budget possible.

Whilst it's supposed to be dispensed into glasses or cups, many people simply tear it out of the box and scull it straight from the sack.

Oi mate pass me the fuckin' goon sack ya cunt

by An Ambient Grey November 16, 2013

Goon to a goblin

A total joke of a person

Terell - “hey mike what’s up”

Mike- “what’s a goon to a goblin “

by Terell & his Goons November 18, 2019

Goon Cave

a goon cave is a place, typically a room, in which a gooner spends their days gooning all day. A goon cave is a set up, typically consisting of a monitor or TV that is used to watch pornographic context.

Person A: Yeah bro I'm going to my goon cave, I'll see you in 37 hours.

by real gooner September 19, 2023