Government

The ruler
The one that will try to slowly kill you

"We will bring peace, we will be the best government!"
"Yes"
"Thanks for electing us, your execution date is in: 956 days."
"The best government!"
"We will bring democracy"

by Edolf Hitler, the commander January 22, 2023

coat government

noun (n): A government with extensive welfare programs to help those in need, akin to a Social Democracy, this type of government will try to help a nation it's implemented in during a period of economical problems/collapse. Normally, these governments are social democracies, although fascist groups and/or dictatorial groups can promise to function like a coat government during their rule.

etymology: A coat government works like a coat, a coat can keep you warm in winter, and a coat government (the coat) can help a country (keep it warm) during economic instability/issues (the winter).

During the Great Depression, the people wanted a coat government to help them with the depression, they saw hope in FDR as the leader of a potential coat government for the US, and some found technocracy, dictatorships, and the fascist dictatorships of Europe as potential coat governments if they would've been implemented back home.

by SloveneInSerbia August 27, 2021

Stable Government

Something that will never exist in America

Our country does not have a stable government.

by wordynerdgirl April 4, 2025

Government Failure

HS2

HS2 is stupid, literally defines government failure.

by Aoctavio March 28, 2022

Government Issued Jetski

A bureaucratic prostitute. Most often visited whilst on vacation at your mother in-law’s house.

I’ve really got to get away from this woman and spend some time doing a bunch of paper work before coitus with this government issued jetski. Jay is gay.

by Voxicles May 23, 2023

Wasting Government Resources

1. You don't give a fuck about government resources
2. This is a legitimate violation of my rights and is wrong for the same reason that red flag laws are unconstitutional and that surveillance states are wrong (For the cuckservatives) and for the reasons that your micro-aggressions and your misgendering is wrong.

Hym "Wasting government resources would be dumping them into a human trash-can instead of the literal creator of A.I. But you don't even think I should have rights! You want you to have the rights and then you want to lord over everyone like the greedy, filthy shit-lib you are. Dumb and bad! Bad and dumb!"

by Hym Iam May 30, 2024

Government

The government is as capable of lying as anyone else, including the police. Of course they are going to feed people statistics and trends that sound good to support their agenda, it gives them more control. Convincing people they have control of them by telling them they have control of the virus or some other surface problem is usually enough for them to keep doing what they're doing.

Everyone is part of the problem, including the government. The government is not really more qualified to do anything than most of it's people, it's just a group of people with control of more money, resources/supplies, and weapons than most of it's people.

by Solid Mantis January 26, 2021