Goochzilla

A term used to describe people who do nothing but good.

Boy 1:"what a goody goody, she thinks she is perfetct.

Girl 1:"ya what a goochzilla"

by Fatguyrunning41 June 19, 2011

Gooch

The state a females genitalia and surrounding pubic region succumbs to once inadequate genital and pubic care is practiced for long periods.

1. She pulled down her pants and her pubic hair was overgrown. She had a gooch.

2. She never washed her pussy properly and had attained the fish smell, thus her pussy had become a gooch.

by Stop_The_Gooch March 29, 2015

she-gooch

the space between the bottom of a chick's pussy and her asshole.

some chicks have no she-gooch! It's like their asshole and pussy are just one big hole!

by Stevie Mac June 11, 2006

wooki gooch hair

when a girl has long disgusting gooch hair. The hair is not only long but catches dingleberrys, and smells like hot sauna sweat.

Ex.

adam:yo did you get with that girl last night?

gomez:na bro she has "wooki gooch hair"

adam:no please stop talking.

gomez:dude..NEVER again!

by dilferdue January 3, 2013

Gooch Tap

A Gooch Tap is when someone gets a cylinder object and WHAM taps a dude right in the Gooch..Slightly missing the ball area. This can cause a sharpening pain.. BEWARE THE GOOCH TAP

My cousin tapped me in the gooch with a flashlight and loudly screamed, GOOCH TAP BITCH!

I walked past this hot bitch and she tapped my goocch

by Billiam Molnar January 22, 2005

gooch soup

When a female profusely secretes love juices that trickle down between the anal and vaginal cavities forming a concoction of liquids that can be ingested by a male or female. Anal juices may contribute.

Guy 1: Dude, I made Jenny so wet last night!
Guy 2: Did she have some gooch soup?
Guy 1: Yea bro, but it tasted like ass...
Guy 2: Nice

by UofIkookachoo October 17, 2011

The Gooch

Nickname for legendary Kerry Gaelic football corner forward Colm Cooper

1) Opposition Corner Back "Aw for fuck sake why'd yous put me on the gooch?"

2) Commentator "And thats another fantastic performance from Colm "The Gooch" Cooper

by GingerJack March 17, 2013