Gooch rocket

term for taking someone elses towel and rubbing it on your gooch like when you floss

Dude i just gave my bastard roommate a gooch rocket

by Alex Silver October 2, 2007

fa-gooch

The upper part of gooch located closer to the faneuter.

I must go shave my fa-gooch.

by R Fabrizi January 22, 2008

Lawn Gooch

The small strip of grass that you AND your neighbor mow, either to be neighborly or cuz neither of you know where the real property line is.

I always mow the Lawn Gooch gooch on either side of my property because I dont know where the real property line is.

by Q Hound July 28, 2011

Gooch guilty pleasure

The guilty pleasure a man gets from rubbing his fingers along his unwashed gooch before valiantly sniffing them and nodding his head in approval.

Man 1 - "Hey man, did you just see that guy slyly rub his gooch and then sniff them valiantly, subsequently nodding like that dog of the churchill adverts?"

Man 2 - "Sure did bro. That guy must love a bit of gooch guilty pleasure."

by breeski December 16, 2010

Serbian Gooch Rash

A severe condition is frequently obtained in the city of East Stroudsburg. Most known for it's 2010 outbreak in Warriors Football Camp due to over-consumption of warrior dogs and the failure to shower. This condition can only be treated by applying baby powder amongst the affected gooch.

Last night Twilliger caught me purchasing rye bread at Wawa and he made me rub baby powder amongst his gooch all night. He had a bad case of the Serbian Gooch Rash.

by coachtwilliger December 12, 2011

Gooch kick

wen u kick someone has hard as you can right in the gooch

i tried to give that fucker a gooch kick but i missed...now he has to shit from a tube.

by JJ January 11, 2004

Man Gooch

Skin that joins a Males "Darth Vader" to his "stem"

"she split my man gooch, What a Bitch"

by stephen cooper May 5, 2004