Armed guards

Hym "They can just pick another target. A mall. Wait for them to go outside for recess. Find out what time the school lets out and spray the courtyard. But there is a through-line. It's very consistent. Armed guards aren't going to do anything. Gun bans aren't going to do anything. What type of people shoot up schools? Is it almosted entirely groups of people who are demonized for one reason or another? Why not just stop demonizing them? 'Well, because demonization is an effective tool for ideological control and if we don't demonize them people will imitate them or won't be incentivized be more like me.' There it is. It's all just ideological control. That's you trying to reserve the right to control people. And if you're going to do keep trying it you're going to keep getting what you deserve..."
by Hym Iam April 4, 2023
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turd guard

Someone who guards against turds

Usually wares brown with an umbrella and a turd hat.
The turd guard failed his job when a huge turd fell on his boss.
by Your maternal figure May 23, 2017
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TV Guard

A ghost which guards a TV and takes control on what you watch

Also the TV Guard can get out of the TV and go to another TV.
No example lel also TV Guard can sometimes be useless cuz it's lazy as heck
by Spooder-Mana November 3, 2021
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dark honour guard

Gay ass niggers who died defending the Emperor in the last Jedi movie.
by Zemian March 19, 2018
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wests guard

A security guard who are the first sign of anything physical happening to him. Becomes terrified and begins to sweat shake and not be able to speak properly.
He’s not for this pub he’s a wests guard.
by King Kongo March 10, 2023
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guarding rooster

cock blocker; one who prevents another from having sexual relations. Also shortened as GR.
Yo man, I was trying to get with Emily but Ben is such a guarding rooster.
by miniricci March 9, 2010
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guard on

When someone in a recreational sport guards only one person through the entire game, usually because of a crush or something of the sort.
"Bro, in gym today Sally would not stop covering you. Thats a guard on if I've ever seen one."

"Hey, Mike... I'm kind of worried about you. At the Y earlier today, you definitely had a guard on for Jim. Does your wife know about this?"
by Legsman February 10, 2010
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