Glazed

(adjective)
Being inebriated by the blissfullness of life

JoAnne: What's good with you?
Danny: Ah, ya know, baby. Just livin' this life glazed and amazed.

by 拉奇阿尼丹 April 12, 2016

Glazed

being so high that your eyes are glossed over and you stare into one direction for no reason

Yo, Chad is fucking glazed.

by wasteman420x November 20, 2018

Glazed

When you’re so fucking hammered that your eyes get glassy; the lights are on but nobody’s home.

Joe blacked out last night and was so glazed over he couldn’t form complete sentences.

by Bison69 October 21, 2018

Glazed

The act of letting one ejaculate on you in order to like like a glazed doughnut. You let it dry, then run around, until you find somebody to lick the glaze off.

Jenny let Samuel glaze him until finally Jack licked it off and reglazed her to run around again.

by Glaze me Daddy September 4, 2018

Glazed Blueberry Donut

The sexual act of jerking off and while cumming jamming your cock through the hole of a blueberry donut presenting it for your sexual partner.

Brandon surprised me with a glazed blueberry donut for our anniversary last week.

by PeterBoner September 27, 2018

Glazing

The act of pouring an opaque white substance on the head of your penis while you are in the bath. After a few days(and you may need to do this multiple times) it will look like the head of your penis is glazed, like of a krispy kreme donut.

Bro 1: yo bro i just got finished glazing my cock so now i'm gonna fuck Stacy.

Bro 2: Bro! thats awesome!

by being glazed September 29, 2018

shower glazing

When the male ejaculates in the shower and the women steps on it.

Bae just stepped in my shower glazing, fell and hit her head.

by Crambo117 October 6, 2018