Deucing it onto a saran wrap covered face of a girl (this covers the glass boat plus part of the blumpkin) while another girl goes down on you (this covers the 2nd half of the blumpkin).
by CairoXP July 3, 2007
Get the glass blumpkin boat mug.A glass trinket; Also the act of going into a hospital, putting The Nutcracker on over the loudspeaker, finding a woman in a coma, and fucking her.
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by (:Desty July 11, 2007
Get the Glass Sharts mug.A glass mud table is a foreplay action upon which one person sits above a glass table, while the other lays underneath it watches the other defecate on the clear surface above them resulting in sexual arousal
by supernut2000 June 22, 2016
Get the glass mud table mug.when a person performs sex acts upon themselves while atop a coffee table that has a see thru glass top. A person laying below the table also performs sex acts upon themselves while they watch one another.
by glassbuttomboater May 21, 2016
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lemonade
at least two varieties of fruit squash,
and orange juice.
This drink provides powers of win, said to be drawn from the source of all win, lady gaga.
lemonade
at least two varieties of fruit squash,
and orange juice.
This drink provides powers of win, said to be drawn from the source of all win, lady gaga.
A glass of win keeps the Fail away.
A tramp walks into a bar, buys a glass of win, and immediately his pockets buldge with money.
A man falls off a bridge accidentally, forgetting he has had his glass of win today, the river below him then turns to jelly and saves him from death.
A tramp walks into a bar, buys a glass of win, and immediately his pockets buldge with money.
A man falls off a bridge accidentally, forgetting he has had his glass of win today, the river below him then turns to jelly and saves him from death.
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1) one-upping someone by buying a glass table and interrupting them in the middle of a story to talk about how shiny it is
2) a complicated ritual for one-upping someone during a threesome.
1) one-upping someone by buying a glass table and interrupting them in the middle of a story to talk about how shiny it is
2) a complicated ritual for one-upping someone during a threesome.
1) Anne: Hey, I just got a sweet deal on a brand new car! It's a...
Lynn: (interrupting) I just bought a brand new glass dining room table.
LATER
Anne: to friends Oh my God, Lynn totally glass tabled me.
2) Anne: So Lynn and my husband were totally leaving me out in the middle of a threesome, so I glass tabled her.
Joseph: You WHAT?!
Anne: Y'know, she had her eyes closed, ignoring me, so I sat on her face.
Lynn: (interrupting) I just bought a brand new glass dining room table.
LATER
Anne: to friends Oh my God, Lynn totally glass tabled me.
2) Anne: So Lynn and my husband were totally leaving me out in the middle of a threesome, so I glass tabled her.
Joseph: You WHAT?!
Anne: Y'know, she had her eyes closed, ignoring me, so I sat on her face.
by Doug E Fresh Barcelona February 8, 2010
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