The Guzzler

A co-worker or peer who brown noses and sucks so much cock to get to the top.

Ryan and Mr. Fung went fishing, just them two. You know what Ryan was up to. I guess thats why he earned the name The Guzzler.

by tyler dirden April 20, 2007

jizz guzzler

One who like to swallow another mans "JIZZ"

by Anonymous July 10, 2003

guzzo

Someone who lacks brain cells

She is such a guzzo

by Brooks Hansen April 13, 2019

tea guzzling contest

A pissing contest among mathematicians.

Mathematician #1: Have you heard? Some guys discovered a Mersenne prime that's even bigger than the last one!

Mathematician #2: What a tea guzzling contest.

by John January 13, 2009

chuzzle guzzler

A chuzzle guzzler is when a "fisher" drinks so much sperm his head explodes like a chuzzle

oh man did you see fisher hes such a chuzzle guzzler

by wfisher April 2, 2009

Cum-Guzzling Quefe

A skin and bones gay man who is seen as the Omega in any situation.

The Cum-Guzzling Quefe stood his ground against the guy he tried to seduce.

by McD's4life April 21, 2005

guzzle pants

One who enjoys slapping young boys on their private parts, creating irregular sounds of pain

Wow, my dad is a real guzzle pants.

by Jerome May 13, 2005