Gerky

A word that one weird kid uses to describe his feces. Gerky is when you squeeze out a massive shit, and when you try to flush, it clogs up the toilet and leaves a nasty odor so bad it kills the person going in right after you. When talking about your gerky poop story in class, be sure to not say it too loud or your teacher will politely ask you to change the conversation.

Weird kid: "So one time, I took a massive poop and when I saw it, it looked really gerky."
Classmate: "Lmao"
High school math teacher in the corner listening: "Change the conversation, please."

by rosenovarocks April 14, 2020

Gerri Carlton

1. The absolute most fawkin' awesome person on earth.

2. The love of my life.

I love Gerri Carlton.

by Prussel June 11, 2004

Gerri oBEARDie

- is a slut
-tries not to be slut

Person1: Oh wow did you see kAReN

Person 2: O ya, shes such a gerri obEARDie

by gerriobeardie May 17, 2019

gerriah

a bitch with a dick who loves to suck cock with a moan that sounds like a whale trying anal for the first time. this bitch is bipolar as fuck and has no life or friends. She will try and make people feel like pieces of shit to try and hide how much of one she is. the sound of her voice hurts more that dry anal on a tuesday. IF THIS PSYCHOTIC SHE MAN IS FOUND PLEASE KILL ON SIGHT.

RUN JIMMY BEFORE GERRIAH PUTS HER DICK IN YOUR... oh to late.

by hdkejdbfj May 12, 2015

gerrt

and expression used when something is funny, also used when there is nothing else to say.

person #1:
did you hear about -insert something funny-
person #2:
Gerrt.

person #1:
what did you do on the week-end?
person #2:
nothing.
person #1
...gerrt

by SinDawgg February 18, 2009

Gerryzze

A brand of beef jerky.

Can I have a piece of Gerryzze?

by Weird but funny girls November 15, 2011

Gerrymandering

When you get a hand job through your pocket.

My wife's cool with it as long as it's only gerrymandering.

by Dhddddd December 9, 2017