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nickelbag o funk 

a cheap bag o' weed smoked while listening to a sweet jazz tune or rick james, bitcha peleeza
I was was listeing to my Miles Davis vinyl, when I though "i could use a "nickelbag o funk", bitch!"
nickelbag o funk by da funk monk January 12, 2011

post funk 

Post Function. The event that immediately follows a party or event. Includes only a sub-set of original attendees. Typically this is the primary source of embarrassing tales of debauchery and over-consumption of alcohol; however, it not to be missed. See afterparty. Derived from pre funk.
Mike: Holla, holla y'all. Post Funk at the Ironhead!

Matt: Word, yo! That place is off the hook!

(The two, and accompanying friends proceed to the aforementioned watering hole)
post funk by twood August 20, 2007

dass funk 

the funk from a males dick and ass area when he has not taken a shower for a few days.
After not taking a shower for a week and banging that random chick from the bar last night I had major dass funk this morning when I woke up for work.
dass funk by Steven Hammerhead August 28, 2009

trunk funk 

1. The female equivalent of swamp ass.

2. The layer of sweat, slime, etc. that accumulates in a woman's ass crack on a hot summer's day.

3. A sweaty condition existing in a woman's ass region. Amplified during exertion and in particularly hot and humid weather.
I normally like to eat out an ass, but after she got back from the gym she had some nasty trunk funk going on so I went with the stinky pinky instead.
trunk funk by Darnydb July 19, 2010

Dry Funk 

The way dry fit clothing smells after a year of constant exercising and washing. It shares a similar odor with a moist, unwashed taint.
Dude I could barely spot scuba Steve today at the gym. He's been rocking that cutoff tank all year and it's got the Dry Funk!!!
Dry Funk by T Macalicious April 29, 2014

Penetration funk 

Subgenre of funk having a groove so funky smooth mere mortals achieve instant uncontrollable arousal.
She was a bad motherfunker from the start, but the sweet sounds of penetration funk transformed her into a human sex machine.