Fongerwonger

When your hair contains so many knots that your comb gets stuck and you have to either walk with it on or use a pair of scissors.

Dom:" Oi Brad why 'ave you got a comb stuck in your hair you mong!??"
Brad:" Look Dom shut the fuck up i've got a fongerwonger just leave me alone man!"

by Skullicious September 6, 2020

Fonger

A person of the Orient

Those fongers sure do know how to make sushi!

by john j December 3, 2003

fance

slang word for France, the country
commonly used by Europeans

Dude, fance was so sick last weekend, I had the best baguette.

by G Noms April 12, 2010

foner

The word to describe a boner you get when your mom explains the feast she will be preparing for thanksgiving.

A food boner.

Mom- "Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes with roasted marshmallows, honey ham, spaghetti and meatballs...."

You- "Mom! Stop your giving me a foner!"

by Abort December 15, 2008

paint the fence

The vertical up down motion practiced by Daniel Laruso in the movie "The Karate Kid". Some people will use the motion as a goofy dance move, similiar to the sprinkler, and starting the lawnmower.

I was so wasted at Bill's wedding that i started to "Paint the Fence" on the dance floor, while Jenny was doing the sprinkler.

by hefftone April 24, 2009

fence fucker

One who fucks on both sides of the fence; cannot make up their mind regarding their sexual orientation and thus switches their preferences constantly; (has nothing to do with bisexuals since bisexuals have actually claimed an orientation)

Dom, the fence fucker, who was gay just yesterday, was all over a group of girls saying, "I'm straight now."

by MacNair March 12, 2008

help over the fence

When you have sex with an animal.

"That chick likes to help horses over the fence." (help over the fence)

by carlsbadkid January 13, 2009