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When your hair contains so many knots that your comb gets stuck and you have to either walk with it on or use a pair of scissors.
Dom:" Oi Brad why 'ave you got a comb stuck in your hair you mong!??"
Brad:" Look Dom shut the fuck up i've got a fongerwonger just leave me alone man!"
by Skullicious September 06, 2020
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When you have so many knots in your hair so when you comb your hair, it gets stuck and you have to walk around for the whole day with a comb in your hair.
Dominic:"Brad why do you have a comb in your hair you short little man?"
Brad:"Oh Dominic you super cool man i had a fongerwonger this morning"
by Skullicious September 06, 2020
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