fold

To have sex, referring to folding a women's legs to look like she is folded half then proceeding to missionary.

Drake: Hey Josh what do you think about that girl over there?

Josh: Damn, she's thick! You know imma fold!

by Spongebobs House December 5, 2017

"ben"fold

When you think that you want to cheat on your girlfriend, and then right as you are about to have sex you decide to change your mind because you feel guily, which is a great time to get a guilty conscience. This is called a fold, it relates to poker because when you go ALL IN you can't fold.

1. when you want to fight someone and you can't back up your words. thats a benfold.

2. when you decide that you're only gonna sorta cheat on your girlfriend.

by michelle November 11, 2004

fugly fold

A slang for something that is so fucking cold that your nipples will nearly fall off.

The pool was so fugly fold that my dick almost came out my ass.

by Bo Storry & Keegan Sweet October 3, 2007

fold over buns

Those perfectly defined butt cheeks with the crease at the bottom. So the cheek pouches over the crease creating a "fold over bun". This creates a religeous effect when the woman is viewed from behind, while standing, from bun level.

She has the cutest little fold over buns.

by Estaben Reyes January 7, 2006

Feldman

1. A man or a woman who shows a complete and utter disregard for the financial, physical, or emotional well-being of another fellow man.

2. A man or woman who shows an astounding lack of work and personal ethic.

3. A man or woman who shows an irrational fear of participating in any event pertaining to the advancement of the human race. (i.e. Incredibly Lazy)

4. A man or woman who is considered to be an extreme coward.

5. A man or woman who shows a severe allergy towards to truth in any fashion.

6. A man or woman who is well-practiced in the act of "ass-covering," particularly at the expense of others.

7. A man or woman who is so morally bankrupt, they are unfit to be a parent.

1. "Seriously? You don't give a damn whether or not I have a job? You're being a real Feldman right now."

2. You're cutting your shift 3 hours early today? Didn't you show up an hour late too? Geez, you're being a real Feldman today."

3. "Did you see that Feldman today? All he did was sit in the office with his feet up, no shoes, listening to jazz!"

4. "Did you see that coward in 'Band of Brothers'? He was a serious Feldman!"

5. "I've now tried to get a straight answer to my question like 7 times. Quit being a Feldman and just tell the truth!"

6. "Did you hear? My Boss was in today wondering why the reports weren't done for the presentation. That Feldman threw me under the bus to save his own ass!"

7. "I honestly feel that Hitler was too much of a Feldman to be fit for parenthood."

by PrisonerOfHell April 22, 2009

Foldsmanship

The art of precision folding of items such as cloths, paper, or food items like tacos and burritos.

Taco Bell is the leader in the education of foldsmanship in the United States today.

by gravymonkey February 10, 2009

folding salami

When a man tries to hide hides his penis in his own asshole.

Hey did you see Tom folding salami in the bathroom this morning?

by foldingsalami247 February 11, 2012