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Why do I find it funny?

Oh! You don't get it? My symptoms got worse 2 years ago. I have been in agony for the past 2 years. I was in genuine cognitive decline for about a month or 2 before I started using this very specific brand of generic mouthwash which ameliorated my symptoms, yet... The pressure in my skull persists...
Hym "So why do I find it funny? What have you been doing this whole time? Well, I'll tell you what you've been doing for the last 4 years and in the words of our much beloved Megyn Kelly 'Watching me suffer.' From the aforementioned affliction that I suspect has something to do with the hole in my tooth. Agony and discomfort for years. You WANTED that to be the case. And now your colleague got shot and APPARENTLY... I have no choice but to be sympathetic. Right? Not allowed to be sympathetic to the shooter. Have to be sympathetic to the person that fucked him instead of me. IF I DIE TOMORROW... Are you going to enforce that same sympathy mandate? 'I guess he was ill!' Where were you up until then? PRAYING on my downfall. Yet I remain and he does not. God clearly likes me better. If I die tomorrow would you even say anything about it? Give me in death what you denied me in life? Get the fuck outta here! Where's the money Piers? Billion Dollars off The Joker so confident it would succeed took a success contingent payout. It's going somewhere. While I sit here and rub my jowls to try and milk the blood through my skull so I can feel like I'm not actively about to have a stroke for a couple of minutes."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2025
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find god

find god was a phrase that Kanye west told to an employee for being late and not finishing his part at the 10th studio album of Kanye west named Donda which is a tribute to his late mother. You can use find god when someone tilts you especially in a game like league of legends when you don't want to get permanently banned
Person 1: jg diff man uninstall
Person 2: find god imbecile
by Alpha As Fuck negros June 25, 2022
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find out

The second phase of "fuck around and find out," basically, the consequences of what happened when you fucked around.
After having spent several billion on Tumblr, Verizon quickly realized they entered the 'find out' phase of fucking around, and couldn't profit off the adult content on the site.
by Somebody, but not Nobody May 12, 2023
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Find Your Gundam Guy

A romance story that can be told in 4 photos. 1- random flex of obscure interest (Gundam) in your DMs, 2- DMs get better, 3- unexpectedly meeting and 4. pledging eternal love . Taken from the tweet by @mitsurutenma 11/22/17, retweeted 121k 🤍 388k
- I hate being single
-Don’t worry , someday you’ll Find Your Gundam Guy.
by jmjEagle November 22, 2022
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Fuck around and find out

Whenever somebody is doing sometging stupid, it is considered fucking around. If you fuck around too much, you may face a repricussion: finding out. Hence the saying "fuck around and find out" it is like a diagram: the more you fuck around, the more you find out.
Hey fool, you trying to fight, huh?
Fuck around and find out punk!
by Kingkreo23 January 7, 2024
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