Shard farming (v): the act of frantically and hysterically looking for ice cubes or shards of crystal ice (methamphetamine) in the carpet or on the floor.
Come on Joe!! Quit shard farming the shag carpet and let's go work on this car out here. There's nothing to be found in there, it's all gone and whatever you've been shard farming for the last three hours has only resulted in you finding sesame seeds off my Arby's Beef and Cheddar sandwich from last week. Stop your damn tweaking, get in the shower so we can go now!!
by kevinator07 October 23, 2019
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Remote farming
Growing weed is illegal in Georgia. You need an autonomous software agent to remote farm the plants from a legal state, and still claim your product as locally sourced in Georgia.
Online gambling is illegal in America. Remote farm your website from Costa Rica.
Growing weed is illegal in Georgia. You need an autonomous software agent to remote farm the plants from a legal state, and still claim your product as locally sourced in Georgia.
Online gambling is illegal in America. Remote farm your website from Costa Rica.
by EastCoastDev October 30, 2020
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by skuffed_up March 1, 2023
Get the pity farming mug.A form of exploitation in Orisha religion where a priest will initiate ("crown") a large number of people in a short amount of time and have new initiates begin initiating others before they have been properly trained (it takes years) to increase ceremony volume and before the initiate has had the opportunity to sit with the initiated energy on their head. The goal of crown farming is to create a workforce under the first priest that funnels ceremonial fees to them despite the spiritual harm caused to the undertrained new initiate until the spiritual house stabilizes.
Note: No iyawo still in their ceremonial whites for the first year should be initiating others. Cuchio (sacrificial knife rites) are given after years of training and service.
Note: No iyawo still in their ceremonial whites for the first year should be initiating others. Cuchio (sacrificial knife rites) are given after years of training and service.
So you 're telling me 15 folks in that spiritual house Ile are paying for ceremony but share the same four legs and supplies, it's definitely giving crown farming. If we're all paying full price we should have our separate stuff or pay less for what we are sharing. Where's the rest of the money going?
by SpiritualAccountabilityNetwork April 17, 2023
Get the Crown Farming mug.The process whereby a DARPA employee plants words and phrases into a person’s subconscious. In a trial and error method of producing dreams when the subject is asleep. Also used as a form of interrogation.
The PHD Psychiatrist, with a Department of Defense Research Grant, spoke into the microphone directly into the the unknowing subject subconscious. Dream Farming for an answer to a question that they couldn’t ask in person. Violating the subject’s Constitutional Rights without him knowing it.
by theBlackSheep June 6, 2023
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She is the prettiest actress in the world. Vera is a real flirty goofy goofy gal and at times she can be a WILD ONE but she KNOWS WHAT SHES DOING. She is such a milf, is so smart and is the best pianist in this universe. Also she actually knows how to act, unlike Rose Byrne.
Vera loves Starbucks so much, she probably gets a:
Iced White Chocolate Mocha
With:
2 pumps of hazelnut syrup
Caramel drizzle
Vanilla sweet cream cold
You most likely know her from The Conjuring franchise. She also has been in Bates Motel, Up In The Air, The Departed, Orphan, TBITSP etc. There will never be another woman like Vera Farmiga, she is one of a kind. In all honesty, she can seem like an eccentric screwball at times but trust, she is gorgeous at heart. Vera looks like a mom and is so motherly, if you watch Bates Motel you’ll understand what I am saying. Vera is the literal scream queen, I mean if you watch The Boy In The Striped Pajamas you’ll see the end where Vera screams like a girlboss, just ugh, she is an absolute icon and is such a cutie pie.
Vera may like heavy metal music, but she is the epitome of the song 99 Nights (by Charlotte Cardin) Also, in my opinion, vera’s interviews are cringey ASF no joke, but she still rocks them. Vera is a member of the top secret goofy goober club.
Overall, Vera Farmiga is such a cute soccer mom with extraordinary acting skills and deserves everything she has ever wanted.
She is the prettiest actress in the world. Vera is a real flirty goofy goofy gal and at times she can be a WILD ONE but she KNOWS WHAT SHES DOING. She is such a milf, is so smart and is the best pianist in this universe. Also she actually knows how to act, unlike Rose Byrne.
Vera loves Starbucks so much, she probably gets a:
Iced White Chocolate Mocha
With:
2 pumps of hazelnut syrup
Caramel drizzle
Vanilla sweet cream cold
You most likely know her from The Conjuring franchise. She also has been in Bates Motel, Up In The Air, The Departed, Orphan, TBITSP etc. There will never be another woman like Vera Farmiga, she is one of a kind. In all honesty, she can seem like an eccentric screwball at times but trust, she is gorgeous at heart. Vera looks like a mom and is so motherly, if you watch Bates Motel you’ll understand what I am saying. Vera is the literal scream queen, I mean if you watch The Boy In The Striped Pajamas you’ll see the end where Vera screams like a girlboss, just ugh, she is an absolute icon and is such a cutie pie.
Vera may like heavy metal music, but she is the epitome of the song 99 Nights (by Charlotte Cardin) Also, in my opinion, vera’s interviews are cringey ASF no joke, but she still rocks them. Vera is a member of the top secret goofy goober club.
Overall, Vera Farmiga is such a cute soccer mom with extraordinary acting skills and deserves everything she has ever wanted.
*watches The Conjuring with friend*
“Dang, who plays that hot banging demonologist?”
“Oh that hottie? Yeah, thats Vera Farmiga.”
“Dang, who plays that hot banging demonologist?”
“Oh that hottie? Yeah, thats Vera Farmiga.”
by astrare July 5, 2023
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