fartster

Someone that plays practical jokes on others, causing many people to point and laugh in the face of the victim

Josh: Hey luke nice turd picture, put some glue on it then we place it on Neals ass so everyone thinks he crapped his pants.
Luke: Sure thing Josh then everyone will point and laugh at him thinking he shat himself.
World: hahahahaha (pointing of fingers) ahhahaa look Neil shat himself, hahahaha
Negative Nancy: You guys are such FARTSTERS now everyone is laughing at Neil coz he crapped himself

by TheGOATzor September 30, 2008

lord Fartsworth

In the 18th century, Lord Fartsworth, was a lucrative apple salesman, selling apples to traveling circus' and carnies mainly for the purpose of apple bobbing. Having lots of cash he deviated into science and invented aviation, before the wright brothers. Due to coal not being invented yet, crafty Fartsworth used fermented apple juice to power flying machine that could travel 8000 small peasants in a single flight, but due to the apple fuel (chemical name AnuS-2-0), not being as volatile as desired, caused the engines to miss fire and make a strange sound as the excess gas escaped, this sound was rather prominent on Fartsworth 'Flying Fart Flapper' that flew to Alaska on auto pilot in 1732. Later on the sound was compared to the noise as gas escapes an anus, and got dubbed 'farting' in honor of lord Fartsworth.

Who would have thunk it?

(scene 18th century manor house in middle England, mid afternoon, some posh toff is having crumpets and tea)

Lady Jelly-Anus : Butler, is that the 17:05 from Oglethorpe i hear arriving? Lord Fartsworth is a fine aviator
Butler : No ma'am, i had a wicked fresh curry for breakfast, my arsehole feels like ive shit brown fire and now im farting as much as i can to cool it off.
Lady Jelly-Anus : My word, that must be frightfully fierce.
Butler : Look out here comes round 2.

- fin -

by garf August 24, 2011

Nigga facts

When a stupid person don't have all their facts straight

Dude better get his Nigga facts straight before he it comes at me with that bullshit

by Minge June 3, 2018

FARTs

Another way to address a TERF, Feminist Appropriating Radical Transphobe

Friend 1: This woman accepts all LGBQ+ people, but not T(rans).
Friend 2: lmao she is one of those FARTs.

by Potentially Trans November 10, 2018

making up historical facts

really just another way to accuse someone of lying or bullshitting.

1: I fucked Paris Hilton.
2: Will you PLEASE stop making up historical facts?

by KRHimself November 19, 2004

bloody vagina farts

self explanatory- also called BVF.

if someone is about to puke yell,
"BVF" or "Bloody vagina farts"
this should induce them to puke.

by Anonymous April 13, 2003

Forced Farts

When one squeezes a fart out of ones ring and it makes quite a high pitched sound almost like you are clenching

Dude that was such a forced fart

by Alex Broadbent January 5, 2004