1- the word "Bartes" with an f instead of a b.
2- know it all with a little bitchiness on the side (best used as insult by adding to end of first name)
2- know it all with a little bitchiness on the side (best used as insult by adding to end of first name)
by chelsea&deven April 29, 2008
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Get the fagteria mug.Famter - or family banter - is the kind of banter that can only be shared with a family.
It is different to friendly banter in that it usually is from your childhood and is every single one of your worst memories.
Famter is guaranteed to bring up some deeply-buried memories and will probably require several trips to a psychiatrist afterwards.
It is different to friendly banter in that it usually is from your childhood and is every single one of your worst memories.
Famter is guaranteed to bring up some deeply-buried memories and will probably require several trips to a psychiatrist afterwards.
Jen: "Hey dave remember that time when you were 5 and you shit yourself at Ellie's christening?"
Dave: "This famter will be the death of me"
Dave: "This famter will be the death of me"
by daleoo December 15, 2011
Get the Famter mug.A situation that happens when you leave your phone in your back pocket unlocked and your ass decides to send text for you either caused by swamp ass or farting
by SmokinRez August 26, 2013
Get the Fartext mug.A form of tourtue to ones self upon waking up out of bed in the morning. Preformed on an empty stomach, breakfast is served after "fasted" cardio.
Nick named "Hardio"
Nick named "Hardio"
Girl 1: Did you get your fasted cardio in this morning?
Girl 2: Hell yeah! Got up at 5am this morning.
Girl 2: Hell yeah! Got up at 5am this morning.
by The_mastaa October 28, 2015
Get the fasted cardio mug.During sexual intercourse, when you are allowed back door entry, is the anal sex in which you make quick, but feisty, hits with the tip.
The male cow was herding the female cow with his prod, using his Faster Faster Zap Zap skills! That cow had back door entry, and fun anal sex!
by BattleHawk_15 April 16, 2017
Get the Faster Faster Zap Zap mug.To sociably "shoot da breeze" with other like-minded individuals who derive uproarious amusement from the act of passing gas.
While it may indeed be "great fun and games" to farternize and share "rip-roaring good times" with other similarly-crude-minded humans who also get raucous belly-laughs from copious flatulence, there are definite hazards involved with exposure to such voluminous quantities of sulfurous methane --- adequate ventilation and the extinguishing of all open flames is highly recommended.
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
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