masturbation

something a guy has to do every day if he hasnt had sex or it will come out at night in the form of a wet dream and mess up his boxers

brb gotta go masturbate

by sycop August 21, 2006

Masturbation

playing with a women's pussy using (toys hands fruits)

Selena's so horny every morning I see a video of her doing masturbation on Pornhub

by love florida August 21, 2016

angry masturbation on a hangover

The act of performing extremely violent self sexual pleasure the morning after a night of heavy drinking and not getting laid. Usually leaves self inflicted puss oozing wounds and burns that can last up to 2 days; eventually, they turn into scabs then heal.

The guy who didn't get laid the night before decided to take his anger out through angry masturbation on a hangover.

or:

(during the act) "Damn you YAM RAAAHHH!!! You sat on my BALLS ARRRGGH!!! I HATE YO! RAAAH!!!!"

by douchewad September 2, 2006

mutal masturbation

Getting fingerd whist wanking off your man!!

its good for her & GR8 4 him

by the girl who wanted to be GOD May 4, 2003

fasterbation

The Act of masturbating really quickly, Fasterbation.

Kyle: I'm gonna go fasterbate
Myself:....
Kyle: Fasterbation chubs.

by Adrian, haha August 28, 2009

Narcissistic Masturbation

The act of having sex or doing sexual things with someone so similar to you, they could nearly be called a clone.

Andrew: Ah man i just slept with Jessica!

Dave: What?! She is exactly like you! You look and act like you could be the same person!

Andrew: I know, it was some serious Narcissistic Masturbation!

by Kurutoro August 16, 2011

fastibation

Masterbating at great haste.

I only had 5 minutes so I decided to fastibate.

by vectus October 27, 2003