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Calgary Flames

The laughingstock of Alberta. The have by far the dumbest fans in the NHL, who think the Shames are an NHL powerhouse despite the fact that they've went past the first round only once since 1989. They are one Kiprusoff away from a top ten draft pick. Their gap-toothed fans are either filthy, strech-marked gutterwhores or inbred mulletheads who live in a time where the Camaro is the epitome of high-class.

The Shames can't score to save their lives, and depend on their exciting combination of clutch-and-grab and depending on their goalie to be MVP every single game. A Battle of Alberta at the MaxipadDome includes Oilers fans invading that dump of an arena, and outcheering Shames fans in their own building. It's quite a spectacle!

Shames fans tend to make it through their day by convincing themselves that they are better than Edmonton. An inferiority complex is an ugly thing.
The Oilers are your daddy, and don't you forget it Mulletgary!

The Calgary Flames are synomynous with "Choke".
by Who;s your daddy? September 10, 2006
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Flame

She is such α flame
My girlfriend must be α flame
There are not so many flames around here
I thought you said she was α flame
by Mr 2T May 24, 2013
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Flame

N.
Insults. Most assaciated on the internet.
V. To insult.
N: Hey don't flame people.
V: He just flamed you.
by Slavik Von Stockholm May 3, 2005
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FlamedUse

person who goes SPAGHETTI and aaaaaaaa and if he see xluk_a he go sicko mode also he cool
FlamedUse is so cool!!!!!
I agree!
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flame stick

David slid down more pole then a fireman, he is such a flame stick.
by crank April 25, 2005
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Phoenix Flame Job

When you get so horny, that you forget the lube, masturbate, and you go so fast, that it hurts and the skin on your cock gets really hot, and even tears. This is the result of no sex or just no life and loneliness. The name comes from it being so hot, and it sucks. Yeah...
Joey was so fat and horny, that he gave himself a Phoenix Flame Job.
by Biggerthanyourmum March 25, 2011
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nicholas flamel

A man from Paris that is known as an alchemyst and I'd believed to be immortal with a wife named perenelle flamel. They also posses the codex . There are book about him with fictional characters named the alchemyst
Look this street is named after Nicholas flamel
by Meganismynickname May 14, 2015
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