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filthy fiddler

when you stick a fiddle into a womans rectum and sucking until the fiddle fills with feaces then inserting it in to their vagina and blowing it all out leaving a sticky brown residue on the vagina and,in many cases proceeding to lick the person out also
ah dude i saw you go upstairs with that girl did you get lucky?
no, i was but she asked me to give her a filthy fiddler never again in a million years dude!
by smurf :) January 26, 2011
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lip fiddler

When a man fiddles with some extra moist and loose goose lips, and has to blast his fist fully submerged in the vagina while fiddling with the clit in a circular motion to get that extra hard screeching orgasm.
schmiddy lip fiddler his x girl friend, best friend within a week of the break up in a bush while busting down.
by Dr dickdestroyer May 30, 2019
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dr fiddler

a "Dr fiddler" is an ex-medical professional who will shag anything, including intimate. they prefer kids, drives a red van with the sentence "free v-bucks and cheerios" written on each side.
"i saw a Dr fiddler on the way here"
"how many kids were in the van?"
"4"
"oof"
by Dr fiddler March 17, 2020
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sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit

To perspire heavily in a dangerous or threatening situation.
The bank robber was sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit when the cops arrived.
by drumsofdeath March 11, 2009
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Fuddle-fuddle

'The act of putting your arm through the arm of another and waggling your fingers.'

This originated in Chester, England a few years ago and has become popular again more recently.
"Mate, it's time to fuddle-fuddle"

"Dude you totally just got fuddled!!"

"50 points if you get a picture of you fuddling that guy over there!"
by mysteron2800 February 24, 2009
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Fiddlisk

(Fid-el-isk) Noun, Adj.

1. A gay norwegian trout.

2. Fey. Faggot.

3. A way of implying the word "faggot" without using it directly or its pejorative connotation.

4. Faggot fish trout lover.
Smells like someone left some fiddlisk out overnight.
by Elwyn Grauwyler April 4, 2011
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