To achieve the status of Fap King one must fap all day and night until the only thing that comes out is blood
Jim "What you been up to?"
Tom "I have been fapping all day and night"
Jim "Does that make you a Fap King?"
Tom "Yeah it was blood at the end"
Tom "I have been fapping all day and night"
Jim "Does that make you a Fap King?"
Tom "Yeah it was blood at the end"
by Pissychild January 17, 2010
Get the Fap Kingmug. The art of fapping on a piece of toast. Used to trick others by making them believe that a similar substances (mayonnaise, cream cheese, etc.) is actually spread across the toast.
Brosef: Breakfast is ready!
Brodaunt: Thanks dude!...dude this tastes like fap juice
Brosef: It's Fap on Toast!
Brodaunt: Fuck.
Brodaunt: Thanks dude!...dude this tastes like fap juice
Brosef: It's Fap on Toast!
Brodaunt: Fuck.
by King of Fappers '94 December 9, 2010
Get the Fap on Toastmug. 1.) defined as the state of mind and body when a person doesnt care about anything and starts to masturbate.
2.) fap mode = masturbation mode
2.) fap mode = masturbation mode
dude A: look at this video of paris hilton!!!
dude B: (....)
dude A: what are you doing?
dude B: (....background noise...)
dude A: damn! this bastard entered in fap mode!!!
dude B: (....)
dude A: what are you doing?
dude B: (....background noise...)
dude A: damn! this bastard entered in fap mode!!!
by shortdistance March 5, 2011
Get the Fap modemug. Arguably the best wank you will ever have. Introducing the bat-fap, the new masturbation technique taking the world by storm.
A bat-fap is where you hang from the ceiling by your feet like a bat and proceed to flap your wings like a bat with screeching getting louder when closing in on a climax. Use your keen sonar abilities to aim your bat load onto the hoards of unsuspecting children below.
Batman mask and crotchless pants optional but highly recommended
A bat-fap is where you hang from the ceiling by your feet like a bat and proceed to flap your wings like a bat with screeching getting louder when closing in on a climax. Use your keen sonar abilities to aim your bat load onto the hoards of unsuspecting children below.
Batman mask and crotchless pants optional but highly recommended
"Hey man, have a fap last night?"
"Yea boss I had a bat-fap"
"Yea i heard you going to town, better of worn your mask"
"Amen to that. You think I'm some sort of boner boy"
"That reminds me my uncle achieved the most brutal bat-fap yesterday, got little jimmy right on the nose"
"Yea boss I had a bat-fap"
"Yea i heard you going to town, better of worn your mask"
"Amen to that. You think I'm some sort of boner boy"
"That reminds me my uncle achieved the most brutal bat-fap yesterday, got little jimmy right on the nose"
by Predominate June 10, 2015
Get the Bat-Fapmug. "I might just give up with that no-fap, Nah I mean I'm not going to quit no-fap because I'm ill... ill fap" - Robert
by Illfap August 14, 2021
Get the Ill fapmug. Fap a fatty (v.): the act of "packing a fatty" whilst on thou toilet and choking the chicken untill you nut
Bro last night when I came home I was so tired but the night was still young and I had to fap a fatty to stay awake
by Fappy Fatty December 14, 2017
Get the fap a fattymug. A fap from pure memory.
Person 1: shit I dropped my phone in the shitter.
Person 2 (also in shitter): shit dude how you gonna spank the monkey now?
Person 1: It’s cool dude I can just go from memory
Person 2: oh the rustic fap I see...
Person 2 (also in shitter): shit dude how you gonna spank the monkey now?
Person 1: It’s cool dude I can just go from memory
Person 2: oh the rustic fap I see...
by Daddydangler the angler June 7, 2018
Get the Rustic fapmug.