someone who talks to you and acts like they're ok with you, yet you notice them lying about you and to you. someone who lowers your self- esteam on purpose. a person who ignores your thoughts and pretends to be cool with you when they need you. this person will talk behind your back, use you, and destroy your social life, they will make you feel depressed, call you a pussy, take advantage of you because they're bigger than you.
You never want a fake friend. i just let go of around 3 of them, assholes can burn in hell for all i care. they're gonna get what they deserve in the future.
by BobTheTHird November 26, 2009
When a really ugly girl puts on a lot of make up to make herself look beautiful, then when it comes off, she's completely hideous.
by Carol K. Cobain October 05, 2008
by markus manning October 12, 2008
Did you just do a blump fake? You've gotta be kidding me, Seth. All I wanted for Mother's Day was to give you a blumpkin. The least you could have done was farted!
by Seth Chortleton May 24, 2019
Your friend can't go out because they're "broke". A day later they're posting pictures of their new fancy vacuum* ("vacuum" being a metaphor for anything valuable). You are in point of fact not broke but instead, a fake-broke busta.
by DOC_MEGA December 23, 2014
It's a play on the word “affectionate.” Which explains that the affections are not sincere.
Used in Childish Gambino's song "Heartbeat".
Used in Childish Gambino's song "Heartbeat".
"are you cheating on me? Because lately our relationship has been all a-fake-tionate shit, it doesn't feel real"
by ayo12345 April 08, 2015
A DJ who could be replaced with an iPod. They have all the usual equipment and play gigs in cheap bars. Usually playing tracks recorded by other artists adding no value what so ever.
This guy is a fake dj, his hands have been in his pockets the whole time. What a bullshit artist, let's go somewhere else.
by bilbo23 November 02, 2010